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Tue Dec-07-04 08:20 PM
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And then I finished what I had been doing naked, and I put my clothes on. Now I'm clothed. Ask me anything.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:21 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:24 PM
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7. some cheap ass whatcha callem mesh-type shorts |
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and a t-shirt. I'm dead sexy.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:26 PM
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13. That sounds really hot. |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:21 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:24 PM
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I'm not sure what you meant by "it," but I'm good at lots of things, so I figured I'd go out on a limb.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:27 PM
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14. I'm not sure what "it" is, either. |
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Could be anything. A shower, a bracing run in the sleet, a glorious battle on the fields of ancient Gaul. Who knows? Let your imagination run wild...
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:21 PM
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3. Have you heard from Ashcroft yet? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:25 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:21 PM
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4. When are you and that other DUer whose name I shall omit |
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going to take your clothes back off and jump in the sack?
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:27 PM
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How soon can you get here? :P
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:28 PM
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17. Oh no, I don't need pictures, you two lovebirds |
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pop in some jazz and get to it
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:43 PM
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28. ha ha ha ha ha - If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were talking |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:22 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:24 PM
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9. what were you doing naked? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:34 PM
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19. I know you are new here, but you are out of your stinkin' mind |
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to ask Short Bus that kind of question! It's sorta like feeding the animals when the sign says not to....
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:25 PM
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Beneath our clothing we are all naked |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:34 PM
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I'm sure to be naked again at some point. And before then, even, I'll be stripped down to my boxers for the sleeping, or the "passing out," as it were, or "shall be." :P
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:25 PM
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11. Did you have an epiphany? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:35 PM
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I had the burrito supremo. :shrug:
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Tue Dec-07-04 10:21 PM
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39. Oh, an Epoopfanny then. |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:28 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:34 PM
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It was very warm and steamy. If not fuzzy.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:39 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:42 PM
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Where were you? I stayed 'til the hot water ran out... :P
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:44 PM
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30. I was hiding in the closet. |
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I didn't want any part of that! Geesh!
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:47 PM
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33. Might've been considered like a baptism or sumthin', |
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getcha some extra credit with Pat. ;-)
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:50 PM
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35. I'm gonna tell Pat you said that |
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and he's gonna have God smite you good.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:58 PM
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37. And then I'll have been smut? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:39 PM
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23. Are you gonna show off your Stangle again, dear? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:43 PM
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29. I think the people have seen enough of my Stangle, dear. |
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Besides, he's off pestering the Great Dane now. See what sort of icky innuendo mileage you can get outta THAT, perv! :P
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:45 PM
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31. I am not a perv, I just happen to know a few. And, Boris is |
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so cute, too. I'll bet he gives some slobbery love.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:48 PM
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Boris can hit you with his slobbery love from across the room with a proper shake. You'll just be sittin' there and you'll see Boris shake his head off in the distance and then KERBLAP! Slobberwad to the face.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:54 PM
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36. I'm sure that's true, but that cute face makes up for any slobbering |
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he might do. Mmmmmm - take that how you want.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:39 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:40 PM
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25. His Stangle. Apparently. |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:41 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:46 PM
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Heavens no! Even I'm more of a lady than to do it upright! :P
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:02 PM
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38. Is one ever really finished being naked? |
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You copied me - It's better than the Academy giving me one of those bad ass statues.
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