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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:40 PM
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OMFG! I just kicked my ass!!
I can't believe - I didn't even do anything! But for some reason, I just snapped and then kicked my ass!!

If this continues, I'm taking myself outside, and then **I'M** gonna kick my ass! And I'll kick it better than I did! That'll show me! The bastard!!

Damn idiot, kicking my ass...that shit's gonna stop, let me tell you. This is the last damn time I get away with kicking my ass, and I can take that to the bank. Fucker.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:41 PM
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1. Geez - ya didn't hit your head, too, didja?
:hi:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:42 PM
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2. Darn right I did! I'm thinking of suing!
Last time I kicked my ass, I said I would sue. Maybe I should! That'd show me.

Sorry about the double post - fucking browser.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:43 PM
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3. Settle down, both of you
Or I'm coming up there and it won't be good.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:57 PM
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13. But, mom...HE started it!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:58 PM
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15. Hey - RevCheesehead - what kind of church are you the Rev for?
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 11:00 PM
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17. United Methodist.
I'm one of the Liberal clergy.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 11:02 PM
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18. Woo hoo! I have some friends who are Methodist clergy
And I don't hold it against them at all!

:-)
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 11:04 PM
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19. And I hope you don't hold it against me, either!
BTW - you're in WI, right?

I might know your friends!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 11:10 PM
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20. Nope, don't know any Methodist clergy in WI
The ones I know are in NY and Japan.

Oh,and one who is now in NJ, but who I knew because he was in NY.

(I am FROM WI, though)
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:43 PM
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4. The first rule of fight club
;)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:44 PM
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5. You made me giggle... a lot!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:46 PM
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6. OMFG! I just kissed my ass!!
See..if I were going to copycat..at least it would be funny
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:50 PM
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10. LOL! You're too funny
and wonderfully witty!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:46 PM
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7. OMFG! I just kissed my ass!!
See..if I were going to copycat..at least it would be funny
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:51 PM
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11. LOL! You're too funny
Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 10:51 PM by Rabrrrrrr
and wonderfully witty!
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:46 PM
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8. Damn I wanted to do that
J/k
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:50 PM
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9. Well, it's too late! My ass done been kicked!
But that won't stop me from kicking my ass tomorrow! And kicking the hell out of it, too! I'm tired of getting my ass kicked. Tomorrow - my ass gets kicked!
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:56 PM
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12. Did you see "Me, Myself, and Irene?"
Definately the best self-ass-whooping in film history!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:58 PM
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14. No, I didn't.
And neither did I.

That was a Jim Carrey movie, wasn't it?
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:59 PM
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16. Yup.
Completely irreverent, fowl, and disgusting: Just the way I like 'em!
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