Things NOT to do if you expect to live long

[Champ]

I'll go first, Drive in NASCAR.

Also can't forget the obvious, Join the Army.

[AllyCat]

1. Smoke and not watch where you are going

[tk2kewl]

2. vote republican

they will allow their corporate friends to pollute your air and water, market cigarettes, drugs, cars and other products that can kill you, and they'll send your children to die in unnecessary wars for oil

[serryjw]

3. Have protected SEX!

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Shave with a chainsaw

Or swim in gasoline, for that matter

[flvegan]

5. Point a gun at a cop. Self transgendering surgery, too.

[wtmusic]

6. Become a pilot

Questions asked when I applied for life insurance (for real):

1) Have you flown in a private plane before?
2) Are you a pilot?
3) If not, are you planning to learn how to fly?

:crazy:

[medeak]

8. mortician friend tells me he would never learn to fly

as high percentage of pilots he "works on"

[TwentyFive]

7. Visit a red(neck) state and walk down the street...

holding hands with your same-sex or as a mixed race partner.