Holiday Mad-Lib

[GoddessOfGuinness]

http://www.eduplace.com/tales/c/christmashm.html

Here's the one my six year old did:

Dashing through the woods
In a one-moth open car,
Over the fields we go,
chewing all the way.
butts on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to burp and pop
A sleighing song tonight!

Jingle poops, jingle poops,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to whack
In a one-moth open car.
hey!!

Jingle poops, jingle poops,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to whack
In a one-moth open car.

[short bus president]

1. Yay! I LOVE mad libs!

spanking through the woods
In a one-doggie open pimpmobile,
Over the fields we go,
pimping all the way.
sheep on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to scaver and cromulate
A sleighing song tonight!

Jingle cows, jingle cows,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to succumb
In a one-doggie open pimpmobile.
Oy!!

Jingle cows, jingle cows,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to succumb
In a one-doggie open pimpmobile.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Ok...Scuse me while I

go look up scaver and cromulate...

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. Too funny!

Twelve Holly Days

Read your tale.

(sing to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

On the first day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me
a pasta in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me
two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me
three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me
four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me
five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me
six microphones killing, five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me seven spiders swimming, six microphones killing, five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me eight giraffes discombulating, seven spiders swimming, six microphones killing, five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me nine trees dancing, eight giraffes discombulating, seven spiders swimming, six microphones killing, five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me ten donkeys leaping, nine trees dancing, eight giraffes discombulating, seven spiders swimming, six microphones killing, five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me eleven carrots sitting, ten donkeys leaping, nine trees dancing, eight giraffes discombulating, seven spiders swimming, six microphones killing, five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Professor Mannix gave to me twelve skanks melting, eleven carrots sitting, ten donkeys leaping, nine trees dancing, eight giraffes discombulating, seven spiders swimming, six microphones killing, five stinky dogs, four crapulous pissants, three stultifying footballs, two chartreuse crackers, and a pasta in a pear tree.

[short bus president]

4. When 'The Hannuka Part' goes wrong:

Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle JOSH STRENGTH’s house in Wilmington. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle JOSH STRENGTH always gives us wry presents. This year he gave me a goose and my little sister, Charo, a grill.

"Oy!, Uncle JOSH STRENGTH," I said, "How did you know I wanted a goose?"

Then my cousins, Charo, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin Papa Smurf put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Charo went first and spun a shin and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to schtup, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!

On the way home, I whispered to Charo that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.