Freepers: best used for cannon fodder or shark bait?

[da_chimperor]

Spent too much time in GD and LBN, now I gotta get back to goofing around. Be sure to post any other suggestions you have. :evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

1. Let's go sharkin'

Keep that chum line going, mate.

[ogradda]

2. piranha bait.

hungry, rabid ones.

[complain jane]

3. what did the shark do to you...

[Frozen Hamster]

6. Leave the poor sharks alone

They are very intelligent and beautiful creatures, and the only reason they want to bite you open and use your ribs for a toothpick is because that's their nature. Feeding them biological waste (a.k.a. freepers) is an absolute no-no, and I think it is banned to dumb biological waste in the sea anyway.

[da_chimperor]

7. Assume that the sharks in question are actually reincarnated GOP lawyers

Does that make things better? :)

[Frozen Hamster]

8. A bit, but I like sharks n/t

[complain jane]

4. How about for the "Human Research" outlined in the

Patriot Act II

Er... no, that's just humans I guess.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. "Lab Animals" for cat killing bastard Bill "Motherf**ker" Frist

Frist can take a couple of freepers home, treat them as pets for a few days, and cart them off to the lab in the interest of science.

And leave the cats alone.

Worthless scumbag Motherf**ker POS that he is.

:grr:

[LostInAnomie]

9. Urinals

Just as long as they don't try to touch me.

[jdots]

10. they can't be Human Cannon Balls

too low caliber knuck knuck knuck ! Lawn ornaments or rest room attendants at a bus station.

[Hello_Kitty]

11. Abu Ghraib 'training aids'

Gotta make sure the soldiers are doin' the torture right!

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Fertilizer

[Her Blondness]

13. Feeding the sharks would be more eco-friendly

And, as a added bonus we wouldn't have to clean up their dark grimy freeper guts.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

14. BOTH!

Blast 'em into bit-sized pieces.

[da_chimperor]

15. K, good responses. I can't edit the poll anymore unfortunately.

It kinda sucks to have real world responsibilities that take me away from DU sometimes. :evilfrown:

[StopTheMorans]

16. cannon fodder; let those pieces of shit fight their own wars

[frictionlessO]

17. testical eating flying squirrels, its true! Lil ol' flyin' squirrels bite

the balls of of the much larger grays.

[NoPasaran]

18. Crash test dummies

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. 1 if they supported the war.

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[marc_the_dem]

20. Do sharks have minimum standards?

I don't think that they'll just eat anything...

[da_chimperor]

21. If they'll eat an old tire, I think they'll at least try a freeper

Welcome to DU btw! :hi:

[marc_the_dem]

22. thanks!

its good to be here