Ladies - THE song when it's been one of those days

[the Princess]

and you come home to hubby - and it's one of *THOSE* nights!

Did I Shave My Legs For This (from the CD of the same name)
(Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart)

Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
When I came home from working tonight
Well now here I stand, over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this

Now when we first met you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt
And now you want me to go back to school

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?

Darlin' did I shave my legs for this?

[MissMillie]

1. I've always loved this song

Thanks for the reminder

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. "Too drunk to Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005NT4K/qid=1102533391/sr=8-3/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i3_xgl15/102-1664004-1612122?v=glance&s=music&n=507846



"Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh"

[Susang]

14. Hey, that's my song too!

How'd you know? :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. You accidently put your retainer in MY purse

Lush! :)

[J-Lo Biafra]

3. Bikini Kill - White Boy

White Boy : I don't think it's a problem cuz most of the girls ask for it

Kathleen : Uh huh, how did they ask for it?

White Boy : The way they act, the way they...
I...I can't say they way they dress because that's their own personal choice

White Boy : Some of these dumb hoes, those slut rocker bitches walking down the street,
they're asking for it, they may deny it but it's true.

Lay me spread eagle out on your hill, yeah
Then write a book bout how I wanted to die
It's hard to talk with your dick in my mouth
I will try to scream in pain a little nicer next time

WHITE BOY...DON'T LAUGH...DON'T CRY...JUST DIE!

I'm so sorry if I'm alienating some of you
Your whole fucking culture alienates me
I can not scream from pain down here on my knees
I'm so sorry that I think!

WHITE BOY...DON'T LAUGH...DON'T CRY...JUST DIE!

[the Princess]

4. WHOA

That's a little more angry then I am! But Rock on sister!:)

[tigereye]

6. you might might want to add Good Bye Earl

by the Dixie Chicks. But I don't think that's what the poster was intending.

personally, I hate shaving my legs unless I'm going to the pool. There I said it. ;)

and here is another complaint by guys about women who don't shave their legs, Princess, but it is at least a little tongue in cheek from the other side courtesy of a wonderful band called the Mr T. Experience.

God Bless America.

Why don't you shave your legs cause a little hair can make a lot of difference much more than whatever you're trying to prove. I know you've got your pride and I know you think it makes a statement and you've got a right to be just as ugly as you want to be. beauty is only skin deep and everybody's beautiful underneath I believe in that but let's not push it. if you won't do it for me do it for our love for planet earth and the little children. do it for peace and humanity and do it for the United States of America and baby if you'll only shave your legs the world will be a better place for you for me and for America. God Bless America.

[the Princess]

9. *soapbox*

When men (of the heterosexual persuasion) start shaving their legs and underarms and or waxing those areas - and start getting bikini waxes (Lord knows some of you need one) THEN and only then will I worry about my legs. Too hairy for ya - don't look. Except mine have been waxed and they are almost naked. Women have hair - just like men.

So for all intents and purposes I just screwed my own point. LOLOL

(down off soapbox)

[tigereye]

10. yeah I have never really understood what the big deal is

we all have hair for a reason.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. My fiancée enjoys the feeling of smooth legs. Its just your opinion

Don't make it out to be some huge thing

[arwalden]

5. Did I Shave My Balls And Ass For This?

[the Princess]

8. I don't know did you??

Sorry about that. LOL

[tigereye]

11. you are terrible

;)

I want to say something else but this is a family newspaper. ( directed to Arwalden)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Did I shave my cat for this?

[arwalden]

17. Meow!! -- Is That You Mrs Slocombe?

[Jessica]

7. Thanks for that! Here's my pick:

Ani DiFranco - not a pretty girl

i am not a pretty girl
that is not what i do
i ain't no damsel in distress
and i don't need to be rescued
so put me down punk
maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair
isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere

i am not an angry girl
but it seems like i've got everyone fooled
every time i say something they find hard to hear
they chalk it up to my anger
and never to their own fear
and imagine you're a girl
just trying to finally come clean
knowing full well they'd prefer you
were dirty and smiling

and i am sorry
i am not a maiden fair
and i am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere

and generally my generation
wouldn't be caught dead working for the man
and generally i agree with them
trouble is you gotta have yourself an alternate plan
and i have earned my disillusionment
i have been working all of my life
and i am a patriot
i have been fighting the good fight
and what if there are no damsels in distress
what if i knew that and i called your bluff?
don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
whether or not you ever show up

i am not a pretty girl
i don't want to be a pretty girl
no i want to be more than a pretty girl

[mr_hat]

15. Not a lady, but I recommend "You're Having My Baby"

That Paul Anka was a genius when it came to understanding:

PAUL: Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes, I'm happy you know it

BOTH: That you're havin' my baby
PAUL: You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
BOTH: Havin' my baby
PAUL: You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya

PAUL: The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it? That you're

BOTH: Havin' my baby

ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

PAUL: Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it

BOTH: And you're havin' my baby

ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

[the Princess]

18. I think you better make a quick exit

I see the women circling - and I smell a bond fire.

Run run away!!!!!!!!