Sex workers, glass blowers and those in witness protection, check in here.

[maveric]

Just checking to see how many from these groups we have here at DU.

[Samurai_Writer]

1. Guess I could be classified as a 'sex worker'...

I'm a BBW erotic model.

[Lerkfish]

7. (embarrassed) what's BBW?

Bisexual Black Woman?

sorry for not knowing

[4morewars]

8. Big Beautiful Woman

But, I guess yours works too !

[Samurai_Writer]

9. BBW is Big Beautiful Woman

In other words, I'm a sexy fat chick. Check out my homepage if ya don't believe me. ;)

[4morewars]

10. You sure are !

:hi:

[Lerkfish]

16. cool, thanks! I guess that makes me a BBM

since I are a sexy fat guy.

:)

married, tho.

oh, and the sexy part is just me braggin.

oh, and the braggin part is just false, but its helps my self esteem.

oh, and the heavy part is real, though.

[Samurai_Writer]

18. The correct term for you is "BHM"...

Big Handsome Man ;)

[Lerkfish]

21. LOL! I like that.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I just broke a glass vase

...does that count?

[maveric]

3. Sorry. Although you did "blow it" by breaking it.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. That's me, day late and a dollar short. n/t

[underpants]

6. See you should have been in the glass protection system

This thread is TOO funny

[tsakshaug]

4. You really think

I would have been born with a name like this?

[420inTN]

5. Witless Protection program: Check

n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. After I testifeid in that mob case, I moved out of town

and took a job fashioning glass marital aids. So I cover all bases

[maveric]

13. What I'm looking for is a glass blowing hooker in the witness protection

program.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I have sex with poor women for free.

So I guess I'm not a "sex worker" per se -- I am a sex philanthropist!

[maveric]

15. What a great guy you are. Providing such a thoughtful service to

poor women worldwide.
A true heart of old that I am envious of.

[leftofthedial]

17. I'm a hard sex worker

it's hard work!

and in the witness protection program.

that's hard work too.

can't help you with glass blowing.

glass lifting maybe.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

19. I blow glass

but not for a living...just a hobby...a damn expensive hobby at that...

[DrWeird]

20. Does amateur glass working count?

err... that is, working with glass for professional purposes, just not officially part of the job description.

[Nikia]

22. I don't blow glass personally but husband and friends do

They can make a variety of objects, some of which I'd rather not mention on this website. If you'd like to buy some good quality stuff though PM me. They are encouraging me to try it but I am afraid of fire.

[mmonk]

23. Maybe the witness protection people

should just wave at their PC or send an email instead of posting.