I'm JaneKleebMcLargeRosenPenis. Ask me anything!

[short bus president]

Just ask me quick, 'cuz there's hoagies and spankings going on, and then there's this cute girl I like, and MUST LOCK THREAD and such, so hurry.

[JohnKleeb]

1. ha I like a few cute girls

ok heres the question, do you think I could find Bush's Brain the DVD at a local best buy or not.

[short bus president]

4. Thou shalt not shop at best buy.

Or I shall spank you and lock your thread.

[JohnKleeb]

26. its yer thread, but I guess I could get it off of amazon

[MissMillie]

2. Didn't you forget...

... to put "Miss" on the front of all that?

:shrug:

[short bus president]

5. I believe it can be very easily done, if

you have some cake with which to bribe the officials. ;-)

[Phillycat]

3. I had a cheesesteak hoagie for lunch today.

And it was fucking awesome. And JimmyJazz...I'll be having coffee tomorrow night. ;-)

[short bus president]

7. wait a minnit...

a cheesesteak hoagie? Aren't those two different things? I mean, the one with the cheese and the steak and the other with the italian meats and the peppers and the shredded lettuce and the cheeses and the oil and such? Are you trying to confuse me?

And what's with the winky coffee? Are you going to arrange to be spanked by someone else before I even get to meet you? :P

[Phillycat]

8. Okay, pay close attention.

A cheesesteak has meat and cheese, and onions, if you like. A cheesesteak HOAGIE has meat and cheese and lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

The thing with the italian meats and stuff is an italian hoagie. Like a turkey hoagie, but an italian. Got it?

Perhaps I will be getting spanked. You never can tell. :spank:

[JimmyJazz]

12. YEAH FOR YOU - I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Only next time you have a cheese steak hoagie without me, I'm sending someone after you with a pizza paddle

:hi:

[Phillycat]

13. Ack! ShortSlut is after me with the paddle! Run! RUN!

So I found out that he cuts down trees for a living--you know, like for a tree company. He's not too bright but he's got an AMAZING body. Fling!

[JimmyJazz]

15. I can't help you! Once Whore Bus starts swatting with

the pizza paddle...he gets all crazed and lunatic like...just keep running!

OMG - sounds yummy - you must share juicy details with me or I will buy Whore Bus an even bigger pizza paddle for Christmas :hi:

[short bus president]

16. Hey!

Electing to do manual labor is no indicator that a guy isn't bright. Some of us would rather lose limbs to chainsaw accidents than hafta wear friggin' slacks and buttony shirts and those goddamned choky things around our necks everyday. :P

[Phillycat]

18. No, no, no!

I don't think he's not bright because of what he does for a living. I think he's not bright because...he's not bright. :) I mean, I've talked to him, you know.

Choky things? I'm not touching that one...

[JimmyJazz]

20. Who said you actually have to talk to him? You want conversation,

call a friend. :shrug:

[Phillycat]

27. HAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Exactly. :)

[motely36]

6. It's been 5 minutes...

Why is this thread not locked? :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

10. The McLarge portion of my brain

is off spanking the jane part. It's all Kleeb and RosenPenis right now. :D

[JimmyJazz]

14. Here - fill in the blank and it might:

We just got _________________ by the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate! (sorry, but I'm still laughing at that - and on regular prime time televsion) :hi:

[frictionlessO]

9. at what angle does your Stangle dangle???

*blush*

[short bus president]

11. Erm...

Rectangle Bojangle Steer Wrangle? The Bangles?

:P

[frictionlessO]

21. Is this burning an eternal flame... or just crotch itch??

I blushed for you dammit gimme some love brutha!!

[short bus president]

22. Even better

I'll give you some Brother Love:

[JimmyJazz]

23. I'll give you some floaty hearts, sweetie!

I know it's not the same coming from me, but I'll do my best:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

How was that?

[yvr girl]

17. Have you ever locked one of your own threads?

I'm guessing yes.

[Debbi801]

19. Perk....

Did someone mention spankings?

[JimmyJazz]

24. He uses a pizza paddle. I wouldn't be so anxious to get in line

if I were you!

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. This thread still isnt locked? Are the Mods slacking?

Bad Mods!

:spank: :spank: :spank: