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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:18 PM
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I've never been with a man before.
What should I know before meeting JimmyJazz?

:wow:

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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:27 PM
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1. Your profile says you're male.
now....think about it:evilgrin:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:28 PM
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2. Jerry Falwell wants you to rethink your decision right now!
Decide back the other way, heathen!
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:28 PM
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3. Be Safe
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:29 PM
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4. JimmyJazz is nothing to write home about
look around some more
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:37 PM
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5. What do you mean? I think JimmyJazz is pretty great!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:38 PM
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6. I routinely kick his ass
and he pays me very little
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:41 PM
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7. I routinely lick his ass, and I got a covette!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:43 PM
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8. Who are we talking about here? me or SBP?
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:48 PM
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12. you sweety, we seem to have mutated genders here.
which I find quite appealing!:spank:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:50 PM
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15. Aw, you sexy little
gender mutant you!

;-)

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:51 PM
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16. Jeez Fric - it's called a profile - I didn't change that, ya know!
:P (cause I know you like it when I do that)
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:47 PM
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11. have you tried kicking
spur-style, with yer heel, instead of the full-on wheelkick we all know and love you for? ;-)

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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:44 PM
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9. well that depends, tops or bottoms?? Fem or butch? you need to start
thinking about these things before you plunge into new things or new things plunge into you...erm maybe slowly glide...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:48 PM
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13. Well, I'm sure I don't have clue ONE what you're talking about,
but it all sounds so sexy!

:P

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:49 PM
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14. *snarf* - nice imagery Fric - you are all right in my book!
:hug:
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:45 PM
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10. Don't you like boobies?
It's not too late to turn back!
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