Post in this thread and I will call you an inanimate object of some sort.

[EstimatedProphet]

I dare ya!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Ok

I'll post.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. You...you...

you CHAIR, you!
Take that!

[kohodog]

5. aoxomoxoa to you!

[EstimatedProphet]

11. I take it back. you're not a chair

You're a COMPACT DISC! Specifically, "Aoxomoxoa", one of the better Dead studio discs, IMO

[catbert836]

42. Went to the jewelry store, packing a gun,

said to the jeweler, "I think I'll take this one". "$1000, please", the jewelry man said...
And the rest.

[kohodog]

15. I'd rather be an old fashioned record, dupree.

[EstimatedProphet]

33. OK then you LP you!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

44. This is funny!

Before I read your post, I thought, "I bet I was called a chair!"

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

3. Can I pick the sort of inanimate object?

like.... say I want you to call me a piece of furniture... I DOUBLE DARE you!

[EstimatedProphet]

7. What are you, some sort of OTTOMAN?

Or an END TABLE, maybe?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

16. It lost it's charm after I hit submit and saw you had JUST used furniture

great minds think alike, they say... :shrug:

[Solly Mack]

4. Can I be a toaster?

I wanna be a toaster

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Back off, TOASTER!

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Fool!

[EstimatedProphet]

9. FOOL'S GOLD!

[catbert836]

10. Hi

Where's my inanimate object?

[EstimatedProphet]

12. It's on your feet, SHOELACE!

[catbert836]

41. Thanks a lot

I was afraid I'd get swampwater or something...

[McKenzie]

13. call me a body in a state of uniform motion if you like

especially when I'm shagged out after work.

Add name of body here__________________________

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Oh yeah? You sound like a SATELLITE IN FREE-FALL!

That is, after all, another state of inertia...:)

[AwakeAtLast]

14. Something that smells good, please! n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

24. BUDDHA!

I'll let you figure that one out...:)

[LiberalEsto]

17. All my life I have cherished a secret wish

to be called an inanimate object!

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Wish granted, KEYBOARD!

Ha!
The absurd thing is, this is actually fun. I'm enjoying this.
Clearly something is wrong with me.

[LiberalEsto]

50. Oooh, aaaah!

More! More!

[kittycat1164]

18. OK, I'm game...name me!

:bounce:

[EstimatedProphet]

26. Alright then, SCRATCHING POST!

[kittycat1164]

29. how apropos n/t

[Tweed]

19. Give it your best shot

[EstimatedProphet]

27. I will, you ELBOWPATCH you!

Tweed...jacket...elbow-oh forget it.

[Tweed]

80. I like it!

[Courtesy Flush]

20. I'm not feeling very animate tonight, anyway.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. WET BLANKET!

[Goathead]

21. Something made of stone, please.

[EstimatedProphet]

30. OK, you're a PARAPET!

Ha!

[Debi]

22. I'm posting...

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

32. And I'm calling you a WRENCH!

On edit, wanted to skip calling someone a cab.

[achtung_circus]

31. Tonight

I AM an inanimate object.

[EstimatedProphet]

34. OK, Mr. BIG TOP TENT!

[achtung_circus]

38. That's!

Mr. Big Top Tent, SIR.

[lumberingbear]

35. Grooowwwwlllll !!!!

You had better come up with a good one for me!!!

lumbingbear

[EstimatedProphet]

36. What if I call you SCISSORS! What then?

[lumberingbear]

43. I guess that's better than....

"Tweezers"! ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

37. I must be a glutton for punishment - have at it, dear!

[EstimatedProphet]

39. You...you...SAXOPHONE you!

So there!

[Gothic Sponge]

40. Boo!

[EstimatedProphet]

47. Try and scare me, you BRILLO PAD!

kind of a metallic sponge, anyway...

[name not needed]

45. ok then

[EstimatedProphet]

49. Alright, HEADPHONES!

[St. Jarvitude]

46. In the words of Bunnypants,

"I say, 'Bring it On'"

[EstimatedProphet]

51. Whatever you say, CAMELTOE!

[St. Jarvitude]

56. Cameltoe, eh?

I wouldn't call it inanimate... I've seen some that could probably talk :o

[EstimatedProphet]

58. Point taken. I take it back. Really it's a concept, not an object.

JOCKSTRAP!

[Liberal_Andy]

48. call me something...

animate, inanimate. It don't matter!

[EstimatedProphet]

53. Alright then, you're a GUITAR!

You even have your own portrait!

[Liberal_Andy]

55. it's the Andy Griffith model,...

<-----no pick guard!

[Skittles]

52. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS EP

YES INDEED

[EstimatedProphet]

54. Sure you will, BITE SIZED CANDY!

Rainbow of fruit flavors and all that...

[JohnLocke]

57. Here (nt).

[EstimatedProphet]

59. I see you, you REMOTE CONTROL!

[pookieblue]

60. My Turn my turn... what's my name?!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[EstimatedProphet]

62. Why you're a SATURDAY AT NOON EMERGENCY BROADCAST SIREN!

Inside joke...

[pookieblue]

64. What- All 30 mins of it? LOL nm

[AlCzervik]

61. Nothing better to do?

:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

63. No, you PICTURE FRAME!

Well, yes, but I'm having fun for some reason. Hard couple weeks it's been...

[Quetzal]

65. *splat*

[EstimatedProphet]

68. You FEATHER you!

Crested Quetzal
Pharomachrus mocino

[Quetzal]

71. Thanks for noticing

:-)

I open my plume for you.

[Political_Junkie]

66. Letting off some steam, EP?

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

69. Yes I am, you SPYGLASS!

Really, it's been a tough couple weeks. Work has been really bearing down. I'm at fed-up point.

[Lone Pawn]

67. I refuse to estimate you, so-called prophet!

[EstimatedProphet]

70. Tough words for a CHESS PIECE!

[Her Blondness]

72. Gimmmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I my my object!

[EstimatedProphet]

74. Alright, COOKIE!

http://www.gjcookies.com/

[Sanity Claws]

73. I dare you..

[EstimatedProphet]

75. I'm not afraid, SALT CELLAR!

[Sanity Claws]

76. Thank you

That means I'm the Spice Queen.
It's the nicest thing anyone said to me today.

[EstimatedProphet]

77. ROFL!

Good response. BAM!

[goodboy]

78. piano bench

HA!

[EstimatedProphet]

79. OK, you beat me to it, you PIANO BENCH!

[da_chimperor]

81. Okay, HIT ME!

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

84. I'll hit you, you PUNCHING BAG!

[DelawareValleyDem]

82. Post in what thread?

[EstimatedProphet]

85. This thread, you CELLPHONE!

[Lisa0825]

83. Fire away!

[EstimatedProphet]

86. I will, you WINDOWSHADE!

[Lisa0825]

96. !!!!

(this joke would work better for a guy, but here goes anyway...)

wanna pull my cord, baby?;-)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

87. Bring! It! On!

[EstimatedProphet]

88. You asked for it, WRISTBAND!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

90. Sigh... it hardly seemed worth it.

[EstimatedProphet]

92. What did you expect? It's an inanimate object!

:)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

89. Inanimate objects are cool. Bring 'em on. (nt)

[EstimatedProphet]

91. OK, you MAP OF BRAZIL!

Hey, what happened to your map of Brazil?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

94. In sig limbo.

:cry:

[GreenPartyVoter]

93. Hey, what kind of weirdo post is this?!

------------------------------------
Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[EstimatedProphet]

95. Waddya mean weirdo, you MAGNIFYING GLASS?

[Debbi801]

97. Can I be a nice chesterfield or an ottoman?

[ContraBass Black]

98. Interesting.