It's not MIRACLE WHIP because there ARE NO miracles

[mondo joe]

It should be changed to Unexplained Phenomenon Whip.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Miracle Whip is abomination in the sight of God!

:puke:

[trotsky]

2. Miracle Whip is a gift from the gods!

You heretic!

[Liberal Veteran]

7. Yeah! The God of the Lame-o's!

:P

[Spinzonner]

3. I guess that's why Ashcroft doesn't use it for any annointing

[Solly Mack]

4. It's fluffy Moose Whizz

[Beaverhausen]

5. Why all the hatin' for Miracle Whip?

It isn't mayo...it's different. I like it.

[mondo joe]

6. You can like it. But there are no miracles.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. So what happens if the Virgin Mary appears in a jar of Miracle Whip?

Then is it really MW?

[Dr.Phool]

10. I think the grilled cheese sandwich

On E-Bay had Miracle Whip on it.

[cruadin]

9. It should be called Evolutionary Process Whip...

because to imply it's a "miracle" injects a religious belief system into what should be a secular environment.

[calico1]

11. I remember the first time I tasted Miracle

Whip. I was about 9 or 10 and my mom had picked up a jar of "mayo" because we had run out. My mom has always been famous for not looking right at things. For example, she has confused cumin with cinnamon! Anyway, she made something with the "mayo" she had gotten which was really MW. My father commented he thought this mayo was rancid and she should return it. I remember wanting to gag. I have on occasion since then had the misfortune of getting some in my mouth but anytime I accidentally do, I stop eating whatever I had the misfortune of tasting with this stuff on it. I think it is absolutely vile.