Best Battle Cry:

[brainshrub]

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Tut tut!

They can't hit an elephant at this dis--- the last words of a Union General, who was trying to rally his troops.

[brainshrub]

2. LOL! General Custer was an asshole who got what he deserved.

May he rot in hell for the incalculable pain he inflicted on the Native Americans.

The Indians did this country a great service by killing him. He probably would have run for political office had he survived.

[Lone Pawn]

5. That...um...that wasn't Custer.

Custer survived the Civil War ;)

Personally, I prefer Santiago!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. No,it was a CT general

but for the life of me, I can't recall his name.

[brainshrub]

14. You serious?

I thought ayeshahaqqiqa was making a joke about Custer. A Union General really said that before he got shot?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Little_Bighorn

[Lone Pawn]

18. Yep. nt

[Ladyhawk]

8. He was a complete idiot, too.

He thought his little company could take on fifteen thousand Native Americans. I'm surprised the Native Alliance didn't hold the whites off longer.

[brainshrub]

15. He was used to massacring defenseless native civilians,

he wasn't used to an indian enemy that could fight back.

[Gyre]

3. Freedom!

Is my nomination.

Gyre

[Political_Junkie]

6. ditto!

[Ready4Change]

4. Other needed: Not in the Face!

From the Ticks sidekick, the, er, Bunny-guy?

[Nevernose]

12. Wasn't his name Arthur?

SPOON!

Not in the face! Not in the face!

[Solly Mack]

7. "You did what!?!?"

in my house it is anyway :)

[jobycom]

13. LOL That sounds familiar in mine, too! nt

[jobycom]

10. Banzai!

[Ready4Change]

16. Bonsai!

Heheh.

I used to fly a WWII flight combat simulation game called Air Warrior. One of the planes in it was the Japanese Zero. Whenever I flew it I'd always call out "Bonsai!" on the open radio channel.

Someone else would always call back "You mean Banzai, idiot. Bonsai is a small tree."

I'd call back "I meant Bonsai. That is my battle cry."

"Small Tree!"

[jobycom]

17. LOL That was a scene in Karate Kid

Which was a great movie, despite the pathetic sequels it spun off... Oh nevermind.

[lenidog]

11. Merde

Napoleon's Old Guard at Waterloo.

[NightTrain]

19. I voted for "other." Namely....

"ZAGNUTS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

[Guy Fawkes]

20. 'um,... excuse me?"

Nijel from Soucery (By Terry Pratchett)

[Redneck Socialist]

21. I've always liked...

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Great stuff!

[kodi]

22. gotta' go with "NO PRISONERS!" from Lawence of Arabia

it would scare the shit out of me if i saw a bunch of guys headed my way with pointy sticks and sharp knives.