Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals

[Champ]

MINNEAPOLIS - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=1&u=/ap/20041209/ap_on_fe_st/naked_man_k9_bite

[brainshrub]

1. Maybe it was a weiner dog?

Or maybe the dog was nuts?

[Endangered Specie]

15. aaahhh lol!

[short bus president]

2. 'sic 'em balls!'

Name the movie for 5 Lounge points, redeemable at, um... the snrub store.

[Seldona]

4. It was 'sic balls Chopper.'

And I do believe the movie was Stand by Me.

[short bus president]

7. Brave correction of my misquote,

for a person about to enter Pat's realm. :P

[dflprincess]

3. Anyone who is dumb enough to strike a police office

(or any other dog owner for that matter) while their dog is standing right there deserves to be bitten in the genitals. Hopefully, the dog did enough damage the suspect won't be able to spread his dumb genes on to future generations.

Is there a Darwin Award for this sort of thing?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Anyone who is dumb enough to run around naked in Minneapolis in December

deserves to have his frank 'n' beans chomped, too.

[Arkana]

6. LOL

Good one. :D

[dflprincess]

11. It was nearly 40 degrees (above zero)

for a Minnesotan 40 above in December is considered tropical.

[CornField]

16. If he was running naked and it was 40 degrees

it would explain why he was entering homes. No doubt he needed to do something to keep warm.

[Inland]

8. I know this joke! The punchline is, "shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!"

[Dr.Phool]

9. My doberman bit a guy in the nuts

about 25 years ago. The guy, who was a friend came to my house, I let him in, and he sat down on the couch,

The dog walked over real non-chalantly and bit him on the nuts. Then sat down and looked at him like he was nuts.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. On local TV now.

The 19-year-old guy kept attacking even after the dog bit him and the cop tased him. The dog bit off one of his nuts, but the cop is now being criticized for "letting" the dog bite the guy's naughty bits. The perp is in the hospital now, having his privates treated, as well as getting a psych evaluation.

[Radical Activist]

12. I hate it when that happens

ouch

[sakabatou]

13. I have one word to say:

OOOOOWWWWW!!!

[bobthedrummer]

14. Maybe it was named "Lorena" K-9?

:+

[Cadence]

17. Well that oughtta teach him.

He'll think twice next time he goes to dangle the, the.. well you know...for all the world to see!

[WMliberal]

18. hey, no blow job threads

:P

[Champ]

19. kick for the morning crowd

:kick: