Chuckup
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Wed Dec-08-04 10:40 PM
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ATTENTION male DU'ers, your laptop may be damaging your sperm! |
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Wed Dec-08-04 10:41 PM
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1. i once had a friend... |
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whose sperm really damaged his laptop.
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Wed Dec-08-04 10:41 PM
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so that when I am sitting on the couch, half of the laptop is on my thigh, and half resting on the couch.
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Wed Dec-08-04 10:42 PM
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3. My sperm's already done its worst. Sitting here |
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with my laptop on my, you know, lap.
Two beautiful sons upstairs, dreaming of sugarplums, or video games. Whatever.
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Wed Dec-08-04 10:48 PM
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4. Hmm, and here I thought my sterility came from closing it on my nads! |
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It was an accident, I swear.
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Wed Dec-08-04 10:50 PM
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5. The joke's on my laptop. |
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Wed Dec-08-04 10:57 PM
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6. Farkers will have a ball with this one |
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no pun intended! Geesh, I crack myself up
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