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Democrat Dragon Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:55 PM
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What if this happened?
Okay this is something utterly crazy I though about:

What would happen if Michael Jackson, Howard Dean, Paul Wolfowitz, Greg Palast, and Johnny Depp were stranded on a tiny island together?
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:58 PM
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1. I'll take a shot at it
Michael Jackson would try to molest Johnny Depp, who would put out his cigarette on Jacko's face. Greg Palast would write a story for the BBC and put it in a bottle and send it off in the ocean. Howard Dean would wrestle Wolfowitz to the ground, stuff a coconut up his butt and drown him. How'd I do?
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Democrat Dragon Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 11:25 PM
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2. Okay
But this time let's add Zell Miller and Bev Harris!
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 11:39 PM
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3. Zell Miller would ask Bev Harris for a blow job
Edited on Wed Dec-08-04 11:40 PM by DeposeTheBoyKing
Howard Dean would bash Miller's head in, tie him up with palm fronds and sink him to the bottom of the sea. Then Howard and Bev would count the ways they despised him.
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