What's your freeper name?

[RagingInMiami]

There's no link, but we're creative people here. Take your username and turn it into a freeper name. It's just for fun.

For example, mine will be: CheatingInMiami

[The Doctor.]

1. "Quack" n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

2. I actually do post on freeperville.

So far I haven't been outed.:-)

[NightTrain]

5. Me, too!

And those dumb shits are clueless. Hee-hee-hee!

[CornField]

8. Over a year now

They have no freaking clue at all -- they even believe that I have a penis. :)

[RagingInMiami]

15. you don't go by the same username, do you?

[CornField]

17. :-)

[FizzFuzz]

128. LMAO!!!!!!!!

boy would I love to see all the posts from "our infiltrators" :evilgrin:

[mattclearing]

43. I got outed awhile back.

They have pretty hyperactive thought police over there, and I just don't know how to keep my mouth shut with so many stupid things being said.

[Patsy Stone]

152. Stephen Baldwin.

Go back as Stephen Baldwin :)

[distantearlywarning]

141. Me too. But I won't tell you the name I post under.

I'm biding my time, posting in threads and about issues I can actually agree with them on (not that many out there, sadly), and waiting to build up some trust so that I can start planting seeds of discontent. There are a lot of issues over there they all argue about, and I intend to capitalize on that in the future if I can. It's clear to me at this point after reading a lot of Freeper drivel that there are two distinct and philosophically oppositional factions who both claim the name "Republican" AND that neither side realizes the magnitude of the divide just yet. I think it's my duty as a true American patriot to start subtly pointing this out to them so that each side can begin to demand that its beliefs take precedence.

Just doing my own small part to hasten the coming civil war in the Republican party...

*rubs hands together in true Hollywood villain style* Mwahahahahaa!!! :evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

3. WhiteKnight, perhaps?

Best I could think of. :shrug:

[RagingInMiami]

30. whiteknight is good

reminds of the KKK

[Placebo]

4. ManifestDestiny2.0

[theorist]

7. That's a great one!

Hilarious!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

6. Cyndee_Lou_Who_the_fuck_cares_about_dead_Iraqis

I feel dirty.

[JimmyJazz]

14. Nice one!

:hi:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

18. Thanks. I try.

with a little help from my friends... :smoke:

[JimmyJazz]

31. uh - do you mind sharing your uh

"friend" I could use one about now. thanks.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

36. It's rollin'... 'ere........

Why the HELL did this come up when I did a Google image search on "cheech and chong"?

[flvegan]

9. animalkilla

Creepy.

[AlCzervik]

10. chimps should be eaten

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. MadAboutLivingInTheBlue

on edit: my bad for replying to the wrong post....just tired after a long day

[JimmyJazz]

11. Fred Bear

My name is a Clash song, so I took the ickiest freeper musician I could think of (Ted Nugent) and picked one of his songs with a perons's name in the title. I am now going for my delousing - thank you.

[LynneSin]

12. I'm "Lynne Dems are Sinners"

:P

[Must_B_Free]

50. someone was talking about you last night

saying "Where has LynneSin been?" - they missed your posts.

[theorist]

13. MainStreamMediocrity

That's the best I could come up with in a flash.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

23. KissTheButtOfOurFearlessLeaderTheBoyKing

Would be very hard to type.

[Champ]

19. Chump or Chimp

[Mist]

20. Linthead Lil

ur-white trash

[sakabatou]

21. hitokiri blade

Bloody Scimitar
Cannonized

I really don't know.

[PartyPooper]

22. Life Of The Party!

:party:

[sadinred]

24. savedinred. Ewwww...scary. n/t

[Cobalt Violet]

25. Titanium White.

The cheapest pigment.

[Taxloss]

26. Taxcut.

Obvious, really.

eom

[progmom]

27. Ignorantandproud

Y'all are overeducated, ya damn libruls.

[Cheswick2.0]

28. Shitwick2.0

[eyesroll]

29. Lets_roll

That's part of where my username comes from anyhow.

[PittPoliSci]

142. that's pretty damn funny.

not sure why, but i think it is...

[bloom]

32. Shop

[Blue in a Red State]

33. Blues Can Kiss My Rosy Red State

[WMliberal]

34. GrandWizard

I wonder if their smilies table includes a burning cross where our "evilgrin" would be

[foo_bar]

38. poo_bah

as in, "Grand Imperial Exalted Dragon-Wizard of"

[WMliberal]

39. no, as in the KKK, not the Mikado

[foo_bar]

42. Willow, Tit-Willow...

nice catch.

[laheina]

44. Posted in the wrong thread.

Sorry!

[Aristus]

35. A_Wrist_Burn.

You know, cruel kid's torture. Very freeperish.

[LTR]

37. How about "Fighting Hillary"?

Or "Fighting the Klintoons"?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

40. "gaymarriageistotallygay"

also "raptureready4jeebus"

[emulatorloo]

41. megadittoloo

EOM

[nickgutierrez]

45. prowarchickenhawk n/t

[laheina]

46. 1hotchick

It's trailer park enough.

[WMliberal]

47. WMconservative. just as lame as my one here.

I knew I should've taken Skinner up on that name change amnesty thing...

[Must_B_Free]

48. Must_B_Dumb

[WMliberal]

49. Bartcopstalker!!!!! haha

[u4ic]

51. DeadORred

[lapfog_1]

52. Hmmmm, I guess "dickwad_1" - n/t

[LeftyMom]

53. I can't decide

breederforjebus
unshodandimpregnated
cannonfodderproductionengineer
fullautobabycannon
threeteethfivekidsonetrailernojob
yetanotherinebriatedconception
kirchekuchekinder

[FizzFuzz]

131. seriously laughed out loud!!! n/t

[parsifal_e]

54. Klingsor_e

[Mobius]

55. sissy_pinko

or rifle_gurl

[norml]

56. abby normal

I have a real freeper name, but what it is I shall not tell.

[Hans Delbrook]

147. Hey! You stole my Freeper Name!

I was chortling w/ glee about posting it. Then I saw your post.

[norml]

150. Your Freeper Name could be "Hans In De Pants"

With my DU name being "norml", "abby normal" seemed like a natural, for a Freeper Name.

[Hans Delbrook]

153. How about Abby Something or other?

I'm really having a hard time giving up the Young Frankenstein theme.

Can you tell?

[Abies]

57. sedentary optimist (n/t)

[fortyfeetunder]

58. fortyvotesforbush

which will no way happen in my lifetime.

[really annoyed]

59. really happy

Because ignorance is bliss :dunce:

[Acryliccalico]

61. megalomedia

:hippie:

because they are :-)

[Cadence]

60. KillmeKillmeNow.

[WildEyedLiberal]

62. Wild Eyed Republican

God, that has a shitty ring to it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

63. GoddessOfDishwater

[bloom]

105. LOL

:)

[devilgrrl]

64. daughterofgodgrrl

:eyes:

[Baja Margie]

65. Send In The Marines !

[Lone Pawn]

66. Lockstep Bishop

Good thread.

[Mad_Dem_X]

93. I like that one!

[strategery blunder]

67. Strategery success in Irak

note the deliberate misspelling of Iraq:evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

68. Establishment Philanthropist

that's what rich people call themselves right?

[More Than A Feeling]

69. This is an easy one

Hell on Earth

[NoodleBoy]

70. Librul___Kilr

yeah, that's it.

Or something like AntiBrokaw.

[Abelman]

71. Cainman

I got nothin'.

[Mojambo]

72. WalkerTexasRepublican n/t

[imenja]

73. My Albertson's card is under Nancy Reagan . . .

and Winn Dixie is listed as Laura Bush. So those are my freeper alter identities.
I use the names of Republican first ladies to subvert the Industrial Supermarket Complex.

[Solon]

74. Strauss...

Maybe too subtle for the freepers, you know the philosopher of Fascism and all that. Still simple, similar to my DU moniker, as in the Greek philosopher of Democracy.

[gingergreen]

75. gingerred

that shouldn't be too confusing for the poor boys

[NamVetsWeeLass]

76. ChurchGoerForBush.....

Ewwww I feel dirty now.

[fleabert]

77. greedisgood

[T Town Jake]

78. I dunno...

...TittyTown yank? :shrug: Best I could do on short notice.

[jukes]

79. jukes

=cousin dupree.

[Modem Butterfly]

80. Doug From Upland

Come on, you didn't think an ACTUAL Republican would be dumb enough to post some of that shit, did you?

:evilgrin:

[HughBeaumont]

81. BeaumontTexans4W

[NewJeffCT]

82. Mine is pretty generic, unless blue staters aren't allowed?

Though I don't know if they let blue state people into Free Republic...

How about LonelyRedJeffinBlueCT

[DS1]

83. M16

[sniffa]

84. freep_sweetLy

is the name i use on cnut boards

i don't what i couLd change sniffa to.

stiffa

[Her Blondness]

85. Aryan Freak

[Beware the Beast Man]

86. Beware the Feminazi

[SarahB]

87. SarahGenetically-deformed-because-my-parents-are-first-cousins

[Penguin31]

88. FutureEndangeredSpecies31

[regularguy]

89. RegularDick

[underpants]

90. Unmentionables

:bounce:

[CO Liberal]

91. I Would Be "CO Conservative"

Or "Co co" for short.

:-)

[obreaslan]

122. Like the signing monkey....

:)

Or is that Koko? :shrug:

[Mad_Dem_X]

92. Proud_Repub

Kinda lame - LOL

[huskerlaw]

94. OMG

I've never been there before...just registered. It's sucking my will to live. I don't know how you all do it. Should I ever actually choose to post, my name is Diva_in_Red

[Mistra_Know_It_All]

95. What does "freeper" mean?

[neweurope]

97. Beat me to it :)

answers please :)

[underpants]

98. Posters on the WHACKO RW site freerepublic.com

DU's arch rivals. The darkside.

Seriously go over (very hard to navigate vs. DU) and have a look.


www.freerepublic.com

[neweurope]

101. Thanks a lot.

Just looked at it. Very shortly, and once is enough.

[Runcible Spoon]

135. so your Freeper name would be Old Europe circa 1932!

mine's farceofcreationism! :evilgrin:

[Mistra_Know_It_All]

102. OMG - what a hatefilled place!

yuck

[traco]

154. EWWWW

I went there! I wish I hadn't! That is nasty!

[neweurope]

96. RoveRocks

Oh my God. Incredible what one's brain sometimes comes up with. I feel sick all over.

Guess I could't be a freeper.

By the was SOMEBODY please tell me what "freeper" actually stands for? I guess I know what it means but before coming here I have never read that word before.

[noshenanigans]

99. an-endless-litany-of-shenanigans

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

100. Nazi Redneck Wholesome

Edit: This is the Freeper formerly know as BBBnG

(Billy Bob Bubba 'n' Guns)

[Sweet Freedom]

103. DeLayisDivine

ewww

[KitchenWitch]

104. BurnWitches

[Richardo]

106. TaxBreaksForTheRichardo

[YellowRubberDuckie]

107. Duck Hunter 5.0

LOL

[Catchawave]

108. Hannityrocks

[Debbi801]

109. I_Heart_Rush

[MissMillie]

110. Gonorrhea Lectim

Pronounced "Gonna re-elect him"

[Arkana]

111. Ann_Coulter_Kana

"I just love that Ann Coulter! She's so smart and sensitive...especially when she advocates beating liberals with baseball bats!"

Can I go throw up now? :puke:

[Courtesy Flush]

112. ChurchMonkey n/t

[Left Is Write]

113. Left Is Wrong or Right Is Write

[Courtesy Flush]

114. HolierThanThou

[loudestchick]

115. unborn-defender

How many times should I wash my BRAIN now?

[Taxloss]

116. I love this thread!

It's like one of those "parallel universe" episodes of sitcoms, where they show how it all could have worked out differently ...

[St. Jarvitude]

117. StJarvitude_Patron_Saint_of_Chimps_and_killing_librul_traitors

The names there are a pain to read... THE UNDERSCORES! THE UNDERSCORES!!!!! :scared:

[gollygee]

118. Gollygee, I just stole another election!

LOL

[TexasLady]

119. sick as it is...

mine could stay as it is, and go for the enemy...


BUT IT DOESNT.....EVER!!

[RagingInMiami]

120. You can call yourself

TexasFirstLady

[TexasLady]

127. LOL

alrighty then!

[Rabrrrrrr]

121. NigrrrrrrHatrrrrrr

[kohodog]

123. wink wink (know what I mean?)

[obreaslan]

124. Gods_Mouthpiece

Because my username is just a play on my last name. :shrug:

[MisterP]

125. youw'f gfwrmgm bogowm prwp'ty

[SOteric]

126. Bubbateric.

[Individualist]

129. dumbhillbilly

[proud2BlibKansan]

130. proud 2b freeper or ashamed 2b lib

[LoZoccolo]

132. LaZanna

If you are the first to guess the meaning of my DU and FReeper names, I will give you a "WINNER!"

[FizzFuzz]

133. FizzyBubbleChick

FreeFizz?
FalafelFuzz?
L_ilCutie?
Fizz_n_Burn?
FuzzyDice? (thinking of trailer park cars for that one)

[Runcible Spoon]

134. FarceOfCreationism?

:shrug: still doesn't sounds repukey enuff...

[distantearlywarning]

136. The_Big_Money

;)

http://www.lyricscafe.com/r/rush/058.htm

http://www.lyricscafe.com/r/rush/066.htm

[FizzFuzz]

144. your DU name makes me think of "ignoreallwarnings" for your freep name. n

[distantearlywarning]

145. That'd be a good one too! n/t

[ZombieNixon]

137. ZombieClinton

or GloryToNixon

On edit: actually, to be more "freeper-ish" I'd make it "ZombieClenis."

On second edit: Freepers are probably reading this thread and taking down usenames, so if you do go mole over there, you can never use the name you just came up with. You will never see a "ZombieClenis" on Freeperville now ;)

[qnr]

138. QRU: "I have nothing for you"

as opposed to
QNR: "I am approaching my point of no return"

[Karenca]

139. JerrySpringerRegular Guest nt

[PittPoliSci]

140. PennStateEcon

screw psu
screw free market economists.

[The Straight Story]

143. The Straight Guy Story (n/t)

[truthbetold]

146. Well, that's easy.

Truthnottold

[philosophie_en_rose]

148. Philandary_on_Mom

Ewwww.... Freepers are gross.

Thank God I'm Liberal. :)

[Zorra]

149. Hans Frank

[alfredo]

151. Adolph

a no brainer