Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

[PDittie]

(apologies to all for whom this may hit too close to home)

Schizophrenia ---
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia ---
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic ---
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic ---
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoia ---
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder ---
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder ---
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia ---
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Senile Dementia ---
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder ---
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder ---
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

[4morewars]

1. Very good !

I have my witty holiday e-mail now, thanks to you !
:hi:

[Angry Girl]

2. *lol* Thanks! I needed that!

[davsand]

3. This one made me laugh out loud.

I will be sending it out to a few of my buddies.


Laura

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. Thanks for posting!

I'm sending these to my husband the psychiatrist!

[Elidor]

5. Great stuff! n/t

[Hillaryin08]

6. too effed up to fit a catagory.

bring us some figgy pudding, oh bring us some figgy pudding you peice of shit or ill fuckin knife you but i love you and i want Santa to bring me a doll right now.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

7. Thanks, I'm LMAO and will be sending this to many friends

tomorrow via e-mail. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.