What is Laura Bush saying here?

[bobweaver]

[LiberalVoice]

1. "I just love Bushs head...

He really takes his time"

Kill me now.

[Neoma]

2. And i cut off my husbands head just so he does not trip over world leaders

[Nikepallas]

3. Is this lovely? George had this head created so I could carry it around

be reminded that he is not only the ruler of the country but of me.

[WestHoustonDem]

4. George forgot to screw his head on again today...

I wonder if anyone will notice

[4morewars]

5. Anyone want a little head ?

[Placebo]

6. Do you have teepee? Teepee for my bunghole?

I need teepee for my bunghole!!!!!!!!!!

[billyskank]

30. Don't make my bunghole angry!

[China_cat]

7. But wait, there's more.

[whalerider55]

8. i'd like to introduce you to...

George W. Bobbitt.

And pay no attention to that KKK member standing in the background. It's only Trent Lott.

whalerider55

we bad

[Kurovski]

9. "I want it on the head table."

[Lucygirl]

15. Ahhh memories of...

many a night holding up my Bushy's head

It's not a chore as you all can see not much weight in there as it is mostly filled with air.

OR

George, did Condi shave your chin today?

[Kurovski]

10. "Will this fit in the fruit bowl?"

[NightTrain]

11. "Reminds me of killing my old boyfriend in a drunk-driving accident."

[WildEyedLiberal]

28. That shouldn't be funny, but it is :-P n/t

[seafey]

12. He tried to make me dress like Nancy Reagan, so...

well, I bit his head off.

And then dressed like Nancy Reagan anyway.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. Alas, poor Georgick - I knew him, Horatio

[lapfog_1]

14. SEE, I told you that George would forget his own head

if it wasn't stuffed up his butt!

[Sukie1941]

16. He lost his head on a ceiling fan while pogo stick jumping

Laura wears red to camouflage the blood.

[Lucygirl]

17. One more

GEORGE,

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY ASS!

[Calvinist Basset]

18. Remember the time he choked on a pretzel?

That happened because we had forgotten to empty the vacuum bag inside him. But now we've gone with the bagless variety; and when it gets filled with too much garbage, we just pop off his head and empty it again!

[hollywood926]

19. I killed my boyfriend, why wouldn't I chop off my husband's head?

[MsConduct]

20. Who said 'Bring me the head of George Bush?'. Here it is! n/t

[bobweaver]

21. It's never been used, can I still put it on eBay?

[Kurovski]

27. You win, bobweaver!

Yes, you win.

[bobweaver]

32. Thanks but I'm disqualified because I started this thread

[bobweaver]

22. It's a turkey! It's a ham! It's a chicken! It's a floor polish! It's a des

[shinju1985]

23. Hmmm, do you think it would make a good bowling ball?

[Kurovski]

24. "Anyone got an apple?"

[bloodyjack]

25. "Now this is what we call 'head of state' LOL"

[Califooyah Operative]

26. Theres a guy in all white standing behind me!

[RevCheesehead]

29. "Want some wood?"

[bobweaver]

31. Is the guy in the background a Ku Klux Klan hostess?