Nude Policeman Bites Dog in the Genitals

[StopTheMorans]

MINNEAPOLIS -- The dog was bit in the genitals by a policeman while being arrested for allegedly running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood.

[SHRED]

1. And escapes...

with the dog's family jewels.

[StopTheMorans]

5. who said that crime doesn't pay?

:silly:

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Haven't we all done that?

:silly:

[StopTheMorans]

3. yes, but most of us are smart enough not to get caught

:P

[Arkana]

4. Ah, let the copycats commence.

[StopTheMorans]

6. they already have, look up

:silly:

[latteromden]

7. What. The hell. Is wrong. With my state?

[StopTheMorans]

8. i was in minneapolis for business in September, and loved it

but it's gotten a lot of "interesting" press coverage lately to say the least...

[latteromden]

9. Oh, it's a great place. We're just wackos. ;)

[Debbi801]

10. *giggles* Great Copycat!!

[StopTheMorans]

11. thanks, i was fighting a desperate (and ultimately, losing) battle

with myself not to post this since last night, but alas, i couldn't resist in the end (I know that a lot of people are not "all that fond" of copycat threads to say the least;)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

12. Nice work... and remember, there are those of us who ARE fond of them

and a real sense of emptiness occurs when there are none to be found!

[StopTheMorans]

13. on both the polls i did, the "pro-copycatters" outnumbered the

"anti-copycatters", although i don't think either poll had enough responses to be considered valid :shrug:

[Spider Jerusalem]

14. Here, have a banana.

[StopTheMorans]

15. Thanks!

I've been looking for something to eat before lunch...

[slowroll]

16. hmmm...note to self:

wear cup when planning on running nude thru the neigborhood.

[StopTheMorans]

17. are you a dog?

:silly: