I've never lived with a Freeper before. What should I know?

[Gothic Sponge]

:silly:

[radwriter0555]

1. Death by cyanide is quick, painless and effective.

:)

[sniffa]

2. they smeLL bad

[terrya]

3. They're boring in the sack.

Just warning you....

:-)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Like Sniffa said, they do smell bad.

They expect you clean up after them, they are horribly obnoxious, and they will rub your nose in every little thing because they have inferiority complexes.

[gingergreen]

5. ask about their "theory" on the UN

good stuff. Like a creationist nightmare.

[SweetLeftFoot]

6. Freepers

You need to know nothing. They certainly don't.

[StopTheMorans]

7. plastic sheets my friend, plastic sheets

on the bed, on the couches, EVERYWHERE!

[wtmusic]

8. They like to sit on tacks

(to each his/her own) :crazy:

[Nevernose]

9. Fox News: all day, all night.

[ThoughtCriminal]

10. Prepare for a new level of selfishness

on a scale that you never imagined possible. Think about the brattiest toddler you ever encountered and project that behavior to an adult.

[SHRED]

11. Their needs...,

and not your's, will be met.

Do you like washing the dishes and cleaning?

[msgadget]

12. They're really compassionate

and love for you to have your freedom.

[zbdent]

13. Money machines

ask one if he/she has two tens for a five.

Repeat until rich.

(with a nod to the old Dan Quayle jokes . . .)

[NewJeffCT]

14. depends if it is a male or female

If it is female, you can expect her to stay at home in the kitchen, maybe with bare feet, too. She'll also do all the housework and all the sex will be in the missionary position & initiated by you, with foreplay optional.

with a male, expect them to have guns close by, a Dell Computer & a Wal-Mart credit card.

[JimmyJazz]

16. What do you mean foreplay is optional?

Foreplay is a SIN!

[clydefrand]

15. WHAT SHOULD YOU KNOW? How about you should know

better than to live with one? :-) You'll be brainwashed just like my younger sister is now.


Is this going to be a significant other? Roomie?

[AlCzervik]

17. It's amazing how many different outfits they can make with a flag

and all of them horrible.

[Fleurs du Mal]

18. All available exit routes

[SnowGoose]

19. Death in *not* the worst thing that one can experience.

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