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Thu Dec-09-04 01:49 PM
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:01 PM
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1. should I go wander in the desert for 40 years first? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:16 PM
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2. He's busy talking to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell |
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There's probably going to be a bit of a wait.
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:19 PM
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3. well i thought he was all-powerful and omniscient? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:24 PM
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6. Just 'cause He *could* talk to us |
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doesn't mean He wants to...
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StopTheMorans
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:25 PM
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7. i'm not asking him to talk to me, i'm asking him to lock my thread |
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damn it. and, if he can spend his time talking to *, he can sure as hell waste a couple of minutes on yours truly :D
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:30 PM
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12. May be that He doesn't give a coyote's arse about our ramblings |
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in the DU Lounge either.
As for Him talking personally to *, we only have *'s word for that. I rest my case.
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:31 PM
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15. has God been talking to you lately? |
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sounds like you have the inside track if you know what im saying... ;)
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:44 PM
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23. No, complete blank on the God front |
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He won't answer my emails or nothing. So I'd be a bit annoyed to find that He really has been talking to Dubya, I mean, how would that make you feel?
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:45 PM
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24. frankly, it makes me feel like shit |
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I've been a bad, bad boy, and he has sent nary a lightning bolt my way. i'm calling him out DIRECTLY in front of the whole world (or at least DU), and it's like he doesn't even know he created me :(
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:27 PM
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9. HAHAHA good one--or he has Alzheimers and has forgotten we exist. |
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:26 PM
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8. He's got a lot on his plate, I wouldn't hold my breath |
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Edited on Thu Dec-09-04 02:28 PM by MsAnthropy
What with * claiming to be his son, the Vatican obsessed with sex, the priests obsessed with sex, the repukes obsessed with sex, and all claiming they are the only ones he's talking to. The poor deity must have a major migraine.
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:28 PM
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10. indeed. a question for you: if God started a sex thread in the lounge |
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could BigMcLargehuge lock it :shrug:
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:29 PM
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11. Most definitely! BigMcLargehuge is all-powerful. |
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:30 PM
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13. but if God made the Universe (including the Lounge) and |
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BigMcLargehuge, couldn't he prevent the thread from getting locked despite free will (as he could technically control free will if he wished)?
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:38 PM
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19. You'll need to rip on Mother Teresa--oh wait, Hitchens already did that |
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and we know where Hitchens is going as soon as his liver gives out. I can't think of anything to piss God off enough to get his attention that the repukes aren't already doing.
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:40 PM
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20. well, i have been using his name in vain a lot lately, and i have a |
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collection of false idols in my apartment. shouldn't that count for something :shrug:
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:21 PM
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4. God doesn't moderate the Lounge |
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BigMcLargeHuge doesn't create heaven and earth
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:23 PM
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5. I'm not asking BigMcLargehuge; isn't God supposed to moderate |
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the Universe? and if so, wouldn't that give him jurisdiction over this thread :shrug:
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:30 PM
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14. God knows how to delegate |
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Hence, the admins and mods
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:32 PM
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17. but, God is ultimately responsible for what the admins and mods do |
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and, don't forget, he's omniscient (all-seeing). Do you think that he creates his own lighting-bolts, or does he outsource that?
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Thu Dec-09-04 03:03 PM
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25. Where God went wrong, IMHO |
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Was getting all caught up in that wishy-washy bleeding-heart "free will" nonsense. Hence the sad state of the world in general and the shocking failure of this the mods to lock this thread.
Thunderbolts? OEM'd from Thor.
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:31 PM
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16. God is too busy talking to the president to deal with you right now. |
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:33 PM
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18. oh. should i talk to God when the "president" is sleeping? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:40 PM
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21. No, his schedule is packed today |
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Maybe he can squeeze you in after his 4:30 with Mel Gibson.
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:41 PM
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22. can i at least get a conference call with the Holy Spirit? |
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