Any fans of DUer A-Schwarzenegger need, right now,

[WilliamPitt]

to go here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=387808&mesg_id=387808

People pay a lot of money for comedy he is providing for free in GD. :):):)

[VermontDem2004]

1. It took me awhile to realize wtf you were talking about

I clicked on the thread looking for something about Arnold Schwarzenegger, it took me awhile for me to realize you were referring to the Author of the thread. A-Schwarzenegger.

[WilliamPitt]

2. Yes. Now read.

[REP]

3. Whoever It Is, They're Good

And my how the thread has grown in the past few moments. People pay good money to get straightmen that good, too.

[WillParkinson]

4. I'd pay money....

For a good straight man...

But I think we're talking about different things.

[Shrek]

5. Holy cow, that's hilarious!

He's gotta be paying cash for his straight men in that thread. There's no other way.

[curse10]

6. Who IS A-Schwarzenegger??

Evil genius?

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. he is easily, one of the funniest posters t o hit DU in a long time

thanks for the link Will. Sorry I missed your stop in Manchester, Saturday. I so wanted to meet you.

[WilliamPitt]

10. Drat. Don't imagine how I could have missed you

Seeing as how you are big, and also mclarge, and likewise huge. :)

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. you missed me because I wasn't there :-(

No gas to get there and no one to borrow money from to buy the gas to get there...

I was really upset about the whole thing too. I gotta find a better paying gig.

[WilliamPitt]

13. But you're Big! And McLarge! And Huge!

Can't you...like...intimidate people for money or something?

:)

Kidding, dude. We're neighbors, and New Hampshire is the most important state on the planet right now. Many chances to connect shall be forthcoming.

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. consider this an open invitation for dinner

Mrs. McLargehuge and Ian McLargehuge, and I would welcome to break bread with you in our humble home at any time. Feel free to e-mail us and let us know when you are next coming north and could use some chow.

:hi:

[WilliamPitt]

17. Consider it done

and thanks!

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. the funniest thing too...

is that we Lounge Lizards already know A-Schwarzenegger's schtick. But the candidate fighters in GD don't....

Watching them try to seriously debate a spoof post was priceless!

[LWolf]

9. OMG

Funniest thing I've read in a long while.

I don't know if it is sad or hilarious that he doesn't even have to put much effort into it.

[WilliamPitt]

11. Fish. Barrel.

Boom.

[blondeatlast]

14. Not to be missed. Classic stuff.

:kick:

I'm still laughing.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. OMG!

Don't...COUGH.....make.....COUGH...me.....COUGH CHOKE GAGE...laugh...It....Cough....hurts too much. Damn cold.
Duckie

[WilliamPitt]

18. Just waiting for the fire alarm to go off again

:)

[FlaGranny]

19. I never would have clicked on that post Will

if it weren't for this post - I don't go to candidate threads, but maybe I should more often. That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. YOW! B-)

I hope some go back and re-read that thread - If they do their faces should turn a little pink. On edit - but maybe not.

[WilliamPitt]

20. This is too funny to let drop

[A-Schwarzenegger]

21. IndianaGreen

either caught on early or is just plain
good-hearted. Thanks to IG for the softballs
anyway. It takes at least two to tango. Now
please get on the bandwagon to Clarksville.

[WilliamPitt]

22. Speaking of bandwagons

I'm on yours. :)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

27. omg I just fell off it...

thnx for the thread

[WilliamPitt]

30. Dude

You earned it. Go back and look. Some people get it and are dying in the aisles. Some don't and are still trying to argue with you. Get back to work!


:)

[trof]

23. Last Train To Clarkesville

Can't believe no one's come up with this for his campaign song.
;-)

Take the last train to Clarkesville,
And I'll meet you at the station.
You can be there by four thirty,
'Cause I've made your reservation.
Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!

'Cause I'm leaving in the morning
And I must see you again
We'll have one more night together
'Til the morning brings my train.
And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home.

Take the last train to Clarkesville.
I'll be waiting at the station.
We'll have time for coffee-flavoured kisses
And a bit of conversation.
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!

Take the last train to Clarkesville,
Now I must hang up the phone. Railroad station all alone.
I'm feeling low. Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home.

Take the last train to Clarkesville,
And I'll meet you at the station.
You can be there by four thirty,
'Cause I've made your reservation.
Don't be slow. Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home.

Take the last train to Clarkesville,
Take the last train to Clarkesville,
(Repeat and fade)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

28. Isn't there a kind of a tinge

of DOOM in that song? I don't know if
Wesley wants to be singing some song about
last trains and never coming home. Sounds
like he's having sexual intercourse with
somebody one last time and then going off
to some kind of doom. Catchy tune though.

[SoCalDem]

32. Viet Nam war era song..

Lots of soldiers "shipped out" from Clarksville.:(

[trof]

37. Ft. Campbell, KY.

Home of the 101st Airborne "Screaming Eagles".
Yeah, you'd sure need new words for a campaign song.

[Jim Sagle]

29. This ain't no banjo-playin' band, sucka.

[Philostopher]

24. Comedy? Heck,

This qualifies as performance art! I've been watching this one build for a few days, color me impressed. Not often is somebody this funny on DU on purpose.

[supernova]

25. Oh, that's lovely!

ROFL!

I might just be a new fan. A-Schwarzenegger, have you ever thought of comedy writing? :D

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. I got a purty funny novel at an agent's

you could say a prayer for.

[Jim Sagle]

31. Anyone know who Trahurn is?

He only has one post in that thread but it's on a par with A-'s.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

33. That thread gets more play

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=390039

Someone else taking it seriously. And actually quoting it. Too much.

[WilliamPitt]

34. Oh God

The gift that keeps on giving.

This is like dropping an Onion article on people without tipping the satire hand. Amazing.

[zekeson]

35. Thanks for posting WP

I'da missed it otherwise, and my afternoon would be the worse for it.

[salin]

36. He's been cracking me up forever... admit it.... don't you hear

the accent when you read his posts. Frickin' crack me up.

[WilliamPitt]

39. THAT

is theb best part. :)

[PopSixSquish]

38. That Was the Funniest Thing I Have Read in a Long Time

bar none. This guy is a king! I suggest that you and he team up and do a radio show. Except I could never listen to it while driving because of the accidents I would cause.

All together now - "Motor Pool"