Rassafrassin Frickenfrackin moneyseekers!

[Left Is Write]

My phone just rang.

"Hello, is Mr. F there?"

"This is Mrs. F."

"Oh, hi, Mizz F, how you doin'?"

"I'm fine. What is this about?"

"I'm Joe Bob calling from Blah-Blah on behalf of the firefighters. How are you all?"

"If this is about a donation, we've already made our charitable contributions."

"Oh, so you don't like the firefighters no more?"

:eyes:

Yeah, dude. That's it. I don't like the firefighters "no more."

I cut off the call before he had a chance to tell me that if I didn't donate, he couldn't guarantee the firefighters would be around when I needed them (as I was told last year).

[warrens]

1. I like how they pretend to be cops or firemen

When I lived in Tampa, the local boilerroom for the State Police fund and all the rest was right next to my bank, and the boys would be out having a smoke break sometimes. Butthead, meathead, redneck BOZOS, the whole bunch of them.

I got a call when I moved in to my apt. a while back, at about 9 on a Saturday after I had been out at a club til four. This is Sgt. blahblah of the Illinois State Police blah blah. I said, dude, it's early Saturday morning and I was asleep. So he started saying, I wish I could sleep, I was on patrol last night, blah blah. I said, what's yer badge number, chump.

Click.

[fishnfla]

2. laughing at your thread title. Thanks....nt