What ruins your romantic moments? The uglier the better.

[212demop]

me: morning breath, gas, the irrepressible post-coitus queef- tips on how to overcome any much appreciated.

[YDogg]

1. The realization that the ...

... bedroom window was open. Actually, that doesn't ruin much. }(

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. excessive casual conversation

i found that my partner tends to start rambling as we close in our more intimate moments. it is quite the curve ball.

[prolesunited]

4. Easy solution

Keep your partner's mouth busy.

[212demop]

5. Is it nervous rambling?

[SheepyMcSheepster]

12. it doesn't seem like nervousness

it is more like small talk, but she has this knack for bringing up things that seem totally out of left field.

we have discussed it before and she doesn't even realise she is doing it, but she will just start talking about something that totally breaks the mood, ie. some prank her brother use to pull on her or something someone did at work last week.

makes me go from "yeah, gonna get laid" to "wtf is happening i thought we were heading towards sex"

it is kind of like a pit stop along the way.

it's not a huge problem it just kind of cracks me up and fakes me out.

[212demop]

14. maybe she wants to prolong the moment. You know. Keep you from... nt

[SarahB]

43. Yeah, chit chat is stupid, but...

a complete lack of communication from your partner is even worse. Trust me on that one. :(

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Children diving into the bed

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[AlCzervik]

6. or hearing them coming down the hall

[212demop]

7. get a white noise machine and a padlock- call it "mommy

and daddy have to do the taxes time," or something like that.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Too late. Smallest one gets into bed with us every night

Can't pry him out these days. *sigh*

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[guitar man]

9. the sudden realization

..that the dog has gotten up on the bed and planted its cold nose square on my backside!

[Dear Maggie]

10. Do you cause eyes to burn & hurt?

Problems when you are 'cuddling with your honey?'
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Ther is a chemical exposure that it is an unnecessary and a preventable harm.

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Chills
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Pale color
Shortness of breath
Rapid heart rate
Yellow skin color (jaundice)
Dark urine
Enlarged spleen

And even these concerns (Central Nervous System)

Central Nervous System damage showing up sometimes as
Loose your temper easily?
Short term memory loss
Difficulty concentrating
Personality changes to 'grumpy' - Extreme Irritability
All the time Depression
Suicidal Tendencies

You see, this is a neurotoxin, too and maybe the govt will be studying it this time around.

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[Padraig18]

11. Dogs with gas.

;)

[212demop]

16. How about me with gas? Help please with my issues.

And please don't say beano.

[Elidor]

13. What is queef?

[212demop]

15. It's when a girl sits up after the guy pulls out and the air pocket in her

you know... trumpets... sounds like farting, but it isn't

[JimmyJazz]

17. Socks.

Picture some really hot guy totally nekkid. Now picture the same hottie nekkid but for a pair of socks. Case closed.

[212demop]

20. What if it's a chick in socks? Also a bad? Picture the hottest of hotties-

All naked but for the socks.

How bout now?

How bout now?

How bout now?

Car still not starting?

[JimmyJazz]

21. What if it's a guy calling a girl "chick" - that leaves the engine

pretty cold, too. :P

[212demop]

23. What if I'm a girl?

:)

[JimmyJazz]

26. oops. What if I am too?

Hey, btw - what are you wearing? :P

[212demop]

31. jeans, sweater, boots- gotta go- back later! Jimmy....

I knew a woman named Jimmy once. I really did. Were you asking about acne scars the other night or was that someone else?

[JimmyJazz]

33. someone else - my acne days are pretty much behind me -

I'm more into hot flashes these days!

[212demop]

28. Well, this girl will be back later- she's off to watch last night's Daily

Show- enjoy pondering what one poster below calls the "stupidest question ever." Though I beg to differ.

I'll be back.

[babylonsister]

29. Black calf-length socks.

EWWWW!

[donheld]

36. IMHO if the guy is hot

I don't care if he has 10 pairs of sox on

[mtnester]

18. Hearing the back door open during daylight hours

while you are doing it on the living room floor, and KNOWING that the person that just walked in is your grandpa and he is heading your way.

This was this summer past, we live next door to my grandparents...hubby and I are halfway over 40...

We lock the door now. Luv ya Grandpa, just not right at that minute.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. the eternally stupid question!

[JimmyJazz]

22. Let me guess: Was it good for you?

If ya gotta ask, I'd say that's a big N-O!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. did you have a Big O?

[JimmyJazz]

25. Same thing - just worded a bit differently---

again, if ya gotta ask....

Then again, if you're peeling me from the ceiling, well....

[slackmaster]

27. 8-year-old child walking in on you while you're donning a condom

Especially after your partner assured you there was absolutely no chance of that happening.

:nuke:

[mr_hat]

30. The expectation of throbbing, thrusting,

sweaty, swearing, moaning coitus.

Not that my wife expects it, and godknows where I got the image, but it's burned into my head that if "it" doesn't attain the above adjectives, it's as inadequate as my member. (Not that I'd know.)

Porn poisoned, perhaps?

[212demop]

32. Now that's an answer!

[JimmyJazz]

34. ...that will get this thread locked.

[212demop]

35. Good god I hope not. We were on fire. Please don't lock mod.

We're helping each other with our intimate issues here. Really!

[yvr girl]

40. And my thread gets locked?

I cry foul. It seems to me that there is a bit of a double standard here.

Don't get me wrong mr_hat you haven't offended me, nor am I about to press alert on this message I'm just saying that your post seems to cross that explicit barrier that mine did not.

[democracy eh]

37. food poisoning

this is really great, but excuse me while I vommit

true story

[Nikia]

41. Unfortunately, that is not the only reason one might vomit

My husband and I knew that we were married before we were married because I puked on him even though it was disgusting, everything was cool.

[no name no slogan]

38. Racing cats who knock open the door and jump on the bed

We're remodelling our house, and consequently the bedroom door doesn't latch closed properly-- normally not a problem as we don't have kids.

One time the cats were all riled up at each other, and came racing into the room, knocking the door open and leaping the bed. Nothing like getting jumped on by a pair of cats whilst in mid-coitus.

[212demop]

39. That is why from the moment I got my dog I never ever let him up on my bed

It's no dog's land

[personman]

42. After its all over...

when I hear that oh so familiar call of "Raise your hands above your head and let the girl go..." via the police bullhorn...mood killer.

[BigMcLargehuge]

44. locked

Be aware there is a dinosaur loose in the lounge and to safeguard you all I am locking this obvious sex thread.



Try not to look like a herbivore...

Big McLargehuge
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