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Fri Dec-10-04 12:24 AM
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gimmie some quick jokes to tell my friends tonight.... |
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:26 AM
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kid is lost in the mall. security guard asks if he's ok. the kid says i lost my grampa. so the guard says, what's he like? the kid replies, jack daniels and chicks with big tits.
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:33 AM
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does this mean I might have a grandson?
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:26 AM
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2. A guy walks into a bar and says... |
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Ouch!
ba dum bump ________________________________
Hey, no rotten fruit now!
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:28 AM
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3. this one seems to be getting laughs |
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:30 AM
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4. i need big laughs here people |
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im tryin to impress the ladies
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:30 AM
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:35 AM
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9. if thats a porn site you're on |
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they only need your credit card number you know.
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:37 AM
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10. my "friends" demand more...they're high class strippers |
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:30 AM
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Bush and Cheney are sitting in a diner. The waitress walks up and says "Are you ready to order." Bush says "yes I am hon, can I have a quickie?" Cheney rolls his eyes and says "George, that's pronounced quiche."
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:33 AM
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7. hehe, thats good, but it doesn't quite translate well in typing |
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Fri Dec-10-04 12:43 AM
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after the election. The repub says, "so now we can all make peace and get along". The dem says, "ok..I'll hug your elephant and you can kiss my :dem: "
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