urban myth? Universities which pay for viable testicles

[fishnfla]

OK I heard this on the radio today, so ifn' its wrong take me out behind the sperm bank and whoop ma' damned ass....

Berkely would pay 25K

University of Tenn. 250K

Say it aint so.....I mean, thats just nuts!

[Placebo]

1. 250K for my testicles???

Please! Take them! I need the cash.

[fishnfla]

2. For one

I guess its 500K for the set.

Just think: you would never have to worry about testicular cancer

[Placebo]

3. That's a great deal!

Sign me up.

[Earth_First]

4. Forgive me...

...but where do I sign?

[fishnfla]

6. It must be a myth, if you are an organ donor they could get 'em

for free, right?

[kodi]

5. no strings attached?

:spank:

[fishnfla]

8. well you have to throw in an engagement ring

and a mortgage

[kodi]

10. what about the vas deferens?

.

[Deja Q]

7. For that amount of money, I'd do it readily.

$250k, surely.

As long as it doesn't impact my sex life, they can have 'em.

[fishnfla]

9. and after your sex life goes to pot

you can sing alto tenor in the church choir

[ajacobson]

11. Visible testicles?

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. for one

gimmie that 250k and tha pain killers, as long as i can still procreate, and the mustang GT will make up for the missing ball