Why O why can't I just be mild-mannered?

[short bus president]

So I'm drivin' home tonight and this asshole in some sorta hurry goes to pass me, but I couldn't just let him pass. I had to swerve over into the other lane, and try to kill him. A mild-mannered person would not have done that. Why am I a dick?

[NJCher]

1. same here

Instructional media failed to bring the DVD player and monitor I ordered. Some teachers would sit back and relax and have a chat with their class. Not me. I'm simmering over the lost time.


Cher

[Swede]

2. I here you dude. I hate the guy that ffoors it just to miss the left turn

Nt.

[AlCzervik]

3. you are so bad, HeyHey will be coming for you

[JimmyJazz]

5. Hi there - I haven't had a chance to post to you all day!

:hi: - and, if things don't change, our plan is so on - I've got a few other recruits!

[AlCzervik]

7. Ok, i'm soooo on board for this!

And i bet things won't change, actually i'm kind of looking forward to it, thats wrong on so many levels i know but i'm only human.

[JimmyJazz]

8. And that is why I admire and respect you!

Ah, let the deviousness begin. :7

[short bus president]

9. I feel SOOOOOOOOO left out right now...

<pout>

[JimmyJazz]

12. Aw sweetie, I would never leave you out of anything. Really

Oh look at the pretty stars over there ------------------>

Quick Chimps, while he's not looking - we are gonna do this, right? :7

[AlCzervik]

10. Right back at you!!

:) :) :) :) :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. .

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

17. Hey cutie!

How are you???? Oh do we have a plan and you must join us - I'll pm you! Hey, if we get BigMcLargeHuge, we could have a little re-union party. BTW, do you think that what he did last night qualifies as calling out another DUer. I was thinking of presenting this to ATA :7

[progmom]

23. Ok, I so TOTALLY feel left out.

Poop.

:(

[short bus president]

24. Welcome to the "left out" club!

We'll have our OWN club, and FEH! on them and their dumb little "included" club! :D

[JimmyJazz]

26. You aren't left out of anything darling.

Well, maybe one little teeny tiny plan that I have, but c'mon - you know everything else!

[short bus president]

37. I'm not talking to you anymore.

:P

Make devious plots without me...

<poutmore>

[JimmyJazz]

50. ooooh - now I know your achilles heel! You don't like to be

left out of anything! :P

I'll tell you but you have to beg first.

[AlCzervik]

27. You'll get nothing and like it!!!!

[short bus president]

36. Sounds like

my sex life!

<rimshot>

[AlCzervik]

40. Try the veal and please , tip your servers!

:D

[progmom]

28. Pouting.

[short bus president]

34. Those are some quality pouts.

We'll hafta make one of them our official club pout. :D

[JimmyJazz]

25. No reason to dear. Do you want in on the devious plot or just

in the fray here? If it's the devious plot, I have to pm you. Otherwise, jump in - the water's warm. :)

[progmom]

32. Devious plots sound so tempting.

[AlCzervik]

33. LOL!!!

[JimmyJazz]

35. I told YOU!

You wanna tell her or should I?

[AlCzervik]

39. please, go ahead. You'll do better than i will

i'm a blurter when i get all excited about something, the grammer and spelling errors would be to much for anyone to bear.

[progmom]

45. somebody best be getting to the business of telling me

[progmom]

42. hit me with your best shot

[progmom]

49. ?

compulsively checking my inbox


:shrug:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

51. tap... tap... tap.... waiting patiently for PM...

[progmom]

54. Do you want to join the left-out club

With me and Short Bus?
We're really good at pouting.
Haven't identified any other activities yet.

[short bus president]

55. If you and Ms. Lou_Who are game,

I can come up with a few activities we might be able to enjoy together! :evilgrin:

[progmom]

57. But if we actually did something together...

...we wouldn't be left out anymore, and would have to disband!

:bounce:

[short bus president]

61. No, no.

We just can't do whatever it is that THEY'RE doing. We can still do stuff. And mission number one should be intelligence. We need to know what they're doing, so we don't do it ourselves. I hope they're not spying on us!

[progmom]

74. Sorry short bus

You're all alone in your left-out club.
Could we start a new club?
I've got cookies!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

56. We don't have to sell cookies at a table in front of the Piggly Wiggly??

Do we?? I totally suck at that.

[progmom]

62. Naw.

But I do have some yummy chocolate chip-pecan cookies cooling in the kitchen!
I'm so fucking domestic!

[short bus president]

63. You have piggly wiggly up there?

I thought those were a strictly red-state south kind of thing. :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

59. you and cindy lou pm JJ and she's splain it

i'll leave something out and that'll fuck up everything.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

64. Game on, sounds fun!! I love a challenge!

Let's go........

[AlCzervik]

66. So you know what's up then?

No we wait and i'm going to be so bummed if i'm not here when it starts.

[JimmyJazz]

69. Relax darling - no one will leave you out of anything!

You'll know when the time is right! And the list of recruits is growing steadily.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

70. I soo feel like one of the cool kids now...

Got a thread locked in record time, got to play with the legendary "God-like" BigMcLargehuge HIMSELF, and now I am involved in a devious plan to overtake the local Dairy Queen from the evil holds of Mr. Hooper?!? Next I will be nominated for Prom Queen!! OMFG!!!!

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Sorry, I am drunk now.

[JimmyJazz]

71. Don't be sorry sweetie. If I weren't straight - I'd propose!

You are too . My si(where the fuck is the d?)des hurt from laughing.

[progmom]

72. My husband is going to be so bummed if I am here when it starts

If it doesn't start soon.
He was hoping to steal me away from DU for awhile.

:wow:

[SOteric]

4. Improper potty training in your toddler stage.

:shrug:

[short bus president]

11. Substitute

"early adulthood" for toddler, and "deviant" for improper, and I think we're getting somewhere. ;-)

[Placebo]

6. Manners are for sissies.

:bounce:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

13. You missed it, I got my first thread locked last night. And in record time

By BigMcLargehuge himself! EESH
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2183673&mesg_id=2183673


:hi:

[short bus president]

16. Hey there Ms. Lou_Who!

Congratulations on the thread-locking! Jeebus willing, you'll stick around to have many, many, many more of them, but you'll always remember and treasure yer first. ;-)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

18. It turned out to be ok... I formally and publicly apologized....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2183720&mesg_id=2183720

[JimmyJazz]

20. That was a fun thread! And Mr. Big is my new hero!

:7

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

21. Is there another DU name more fun to say?

I think NOT!!

[JimmyJazz]

22. But a little brutal to type.

i still think he called me out and should have locked his own thread!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

30. I am too baked or blind to see what you mean??

help? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

31. Typing BigMcLargeHuge is difficult for me - or maybe it

really was the shots of Cabo. Damn. Oh well. Carry on. In either case, my face is numb so who cares :7

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

38. I meant the calling you out part... are you referring to the battle that

ensued?

[JimmyJazz]

44. Yes - I mean, technically, under the rules and all, posting my name

in a thread could possibly qualify as "calling out" - no?

:7

Ah, who are we kidding - he likes me! :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

47. OOOOOOHH >

that was the sound of it going RIGHT over my head.

[JimmyJazz]

48. It was probably me. I'm having some white russians -

okay, mostly russians - very little white involved here!
:7

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

52. The Jagermeister in the freezer is calling my name... brb...

[JimmyJazz]

53. Well then girl, what are you waiting for? If it's calling your name

for chrissakes.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

58. OK. I feel better, I haven't done one of those straight in a LOONG time!

If it's one, it's usually 5 minimum.

[progmom]

68. chocolate chip cookies in the kitchen are calling my name

yum

[Schema Thing]

15. I don't know, but please stop

We're all just trying to get somewhere. People being in front of you are NOT a problem, so just chill.

I live in Texas, where motorcycle riders don't "filter" as they do in Europe (or Cali for that matter). Why don't they filter? Because otherwise decent (if slightly too redneck for their own good) people would either open a door on them, swerve into them, or shoot them (as my otherwise decent business partner suggested just today).

And yet, I've never once reached my destination with the thought in my mind "damn, my day is ruined! I bet that dude who passed me twenty minutes ago got to his destination first".

[JimmyJazz]

19. You have to be kidding me. Did you take that post seriously?

Hello - this is Short Bus we are talking about. RULE NUMBER ONE ( or numero uno) Never take anything this man says seriously. This is the lounge and it is Friday night. :)

[jdots]

29. heres a hug for your inner child

you should have seen the traffic here tonight,thats why i have
" Mr. Car P/A system " stealthfully hidden under the truck are six horn speakers hooked to a nifty battery powered amp and a hidden mic.Comes in good for yelling at bush bumper sticker mobiles and jerk off drivers.......You are not a dick bus you are human and who can blame you for nuking out in a world full of bozos that all seem to be driving somewhere .

[JimmyJazz]

41. Hey Short Bus - You scavery thing! I hujacked your thread.

Here's Donna doing the "I hijacked SBPs thread" dance! Here we go, here we go, here we go now - uh, get busy....

[short bus president]

43. You call THAT a jacking?

No way. This thread has been, through and through, ENTIRELY about why I'm an asshole trying to kill HEyHEY with the road rage. :P

[JimmyJazz]

46. I didn't know you were talking about HeyHEY - jeez.

I really am obtuse - Corn dog, anyone?

[BeHereNow]

60. Uh, cause that's boring?

PASSION is a GOOD thing!
Mild mannered is good, but
not very interesting.
Be a dick.
bhn

[JimmyJazz]

65. Oh babe - i soooo hijacked your thread!

How do you like me now? :7

[short bus president]

67. I still see no evidence of a threadjacking.

Merely scurrilous plottings of a suspicious nature. :P

[JimmyJazz]

73. Pfftt. Is anyone discussing your heinous driving skills? Well,

maybe one person, but he's a newbie and doesn't know you. Everyone is discussing MY devious plot to overthrow evil in the lounge. DS1 only thinks we need an enema. I have something better in mind! Ha. And, I'm not telling you what it is....you'll have to tickle it out of me...at a date and time to be determined
:7

[short bus president]

75. Well, I'M still not talking to you,

since you haven't let me in on the deviousness. But aside from that I stand by my prior claim that every post in this thread is somehow about my being an ass and/or driving recklessly.

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

76. Is that what you'd like, SBP?

Should we talk about your ass? Oh shit... you said BEING AN ASS. I was patiently awaiting photos. Silly me.

[progmom]

77. Cindy Lou is one sassy Who!

[HEyHEY]

78. Hey..why didn't I see this copycat earlier?

Good show!