How many shots of Jagermeister does it take to get me drunk??

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

[jeff30997]

1. I'm a Canadian so...

What the hell is Jagermeister ? I'm sure it's a liquor but what kind ?

[EstimatedProphet]

3. German licorice/codeine concoction

extremely sweet and sticky, and a few shots can suddenly make an entire evening simply disappear.

[jeff30997]

7. Codeine ?

Are you serious?

[RagingInMiami]

9. I didn't know that

But as I said, it sure as hell tastes like cough medicine

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Supposed to be

and that is one of the reasons it tastes like cough syrup. Germans use it for cough syrup, as a matter of fact. They laugh at us for drinking it at bars.

[jeff30997]

Rotfl!!!

Mein got!!!

[Kellanved]

57. Some truth to that: I am laughing at you right now

:D
Jägermeister isn't used as cough syrup however, nor does it contain codeine.

It certainly isn't Absinthe.

It is just the type of liquor one expects to find hidden in a grandmother's cupboard and practically nowhere else.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. Are you SURE about the codiene? I am highly allergic to codiene...

and I have had a LOT of Jager this year?!??

[RagingInMiami]

4. I think it tastes like cough medicine

But some people are crazy about it.

[RagingInMiami]

2. No matter how many it takes

I will match you shot by shot.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

11. I have no doubt. I am totally a cheap drunk!! But Jager and Red Bull

have changed my life... new horizons.

[RagingInMiami]

18. You sound like a wild girl

I like it.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

31. I am 32 and discovering my 20's now...

recently single for 1st time in my adult life, bad marriage, long story... enjoying life for the 1st DAMN TIME. Wild? at times...

[RagingInMiami]

32. too bad you don't live in Miami

we can rock this town

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

36. N'Orleans in Februrary... who's in?

Or Chicago.... any damn time!!

[RagingInMiami]

39. you going to mardi gras?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

41. Actually, a "business" trip. Just confirmed today. Are there casinos there

?? With poker tables? Google will know... Google is my hero.

[RagingInMiami]

44. I think you will have to take one of those riverboats for casinos

but there is plenty of jager in the big easy and they serve it 24 hours a day.

[Deja Q]

5. LOL! That's just like asking 'How many pictures of naked people make you

horny?'

:D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

8. HA!! That energy vodka is like

"ho juice", Shhh... NO SEX THREADS!!

[jeff30997]

15. 'How many pictures of naked people make you horny?' "

Hugll...One.

[JimmyJazz]

6. Piffle. I'm doing shots of cabo myself!

Oh lord, I can't feel my face :7

[EstimatedProphet]

27. Jimmy, you need to find some Don Eduardo

Good stuff. Cabo is OK, but Don Eduardo is really smooth.

[JimmyJazz]

33. Seriously, love? I find the cabo to be very nice and smooth.

Fuck - I did have a keyboard here - what happened to it? Damn. What was the question? :7

Oh yeah. Okay. I'll try it. BTW - are you going to the coronation?

[EstimatedProphet]

42. I am, just to turn my back on Brainstorm-in-a-Teacup

And I will happily drink some tequila. I'll make DUtinis for anyone who's interested too

Bombay Sapphire gin


Wild Spirit liqueur


Extra dry Vermouth


Shaken, not stirred, of course. I'm having one right now-quite tasty!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

45. You like the Cabo?? Isn't that the stuff Sammy Hagar has interest in?

tequilla rocks!

[JimmyJazz]

47. Yes, I hate Van halen, Van Hagar - whatever, but the dude

makes an ass kickin' tequila!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

48. My tequilla 'era' was before he was involved in that. I will have to try!

Tequilla keeps me happy.

[JimmyJazz]

51. It's some smoooooth stuff, baby

[RagingInMiami]

49. Van Halen was cool when they had DLR

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

50. We were chatting about playing disks to death earlier... I am melting my

1984 disk now... rock the fuck on! :headbang:

[JimmyJazz]

52. they were never cool. I think Eddie Van Halen is one of the greatest

guitarists ever, but I hate DLR and Sammy Hagar - weak, weak I tellya (this from the woman with Joe strummer as her avatar) :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

53. but... but... but... how can you deny the greatness of "Panama"....

HUH??

YOU CAN'T, can you!??! ok then....

[JimmyJazz]

54. and Jamie's Crying.... but that's it dammit!

[RagingInMiami]

55. Panama is good

But I think 1984 sucked. I hated Jump. I couldn't understand why everyone loved that song. That goddamn synthesizer. Fuck that!
Like most people, Van Halen 1 is probably my favorite, but fair warning comes at a close second.
Have you ever heard Mean Streets? That, to me, is the real Van Halen.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

56. OK, you're right. Alcohol has warped my perception. I think I am done

with the Jager for tonite. I should go to bed or something, huh? G'nite, RIM.

heh, I called you RIM.

[progmom]

10. I just did a spit take with my Diet Coke

(wiping off laptop)

[Dr.Phool]

12. I don't know whats in it

But I know a couple of shots, and I don't remember anything.

[noshenanigans]

13. Jager *rocks*

Although, I think there are at least two boyfriends I can accredit to the existence of Jager. Because otherwise... no. The irony is, I hate black licorice.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

17. ME TOO!!! I hate black licorice, too... ever do it w/Red Bull??

mmmm Jagerbombs

[noshenanigans]

29. Oooh, Jagerbombs!

I tried one of those a few weeks ago and.. wow. Good times. I think I can be talked into anything when I'm drinking Jager. (Notice: All women will not respond to Jager. Please drink responsibly.)

[RagingInMiami]

20. Is jagermeister the new Spanish Fly?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

25. You made me think of the Beastie Boys...

This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"

[RagingInMiami]

26. you know that was what i thinking

other than that song, I never heard of anyone talking about the spanish fly.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. I like Jager

Had a birthday one year, and went to a bar that had lost their beer license, so they were selling Jager at $1 a shot. I did 25. Interesting night.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

21. Whoa!!!

25?? eeesh.

[EstimatedProphet]

23. The room got to be a weird color

Very dark and shifty

[jeff30997]

22. Damn! We Canadian don't have access to the good stuff...

Except Marijuana and Real Democracy...

[RagingInMiami]

24. Send me weed

And i'll send you jagermeiser.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

28. Can we arrange a consortium for this sort of trade?

I said consortium while drunk. Impressive, no?

[jeff30997]

34. Bwahahahahaah!

I'm so drunk that I could not say "consortium" three times in a row !

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

43. I couldn't either now.... thank jeebus for spellcheck!

[jeff30997]

46. Lets praise Jebus !!!

[jeff30997]

30. No problemo for the weed but...

Real democracy is hard to export...

[RagingInMiami]

35. I'm a realist

I'll settle for the weed.

[jeff30997]

37. OK! Five tons for a buck.

Good deal isn't it

[RagingInMiami]

38. must be some crappy ass weed

[jeff30997]

40. No !!!

It's Quebec gold ! Stronger than anything you ever tried !