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Sat Dec-11-04 12:43 AM
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| eyesroll tongue-kissed an ugly guy at the bar. |
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It was funny, 'cause I was out with my wife and my girlfriend at the same time and my wife kissed an ugly guy. Okay, okay, she's my soon-to-be-ex-wife. Still, dude was ugly. And my girlfriend is fucking hot. And so is my wife. And, most of all, so am I.
Damn, I'm hot.
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Sat Dec-11-04 12:49 AM
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| 1. Was he just *ugly ugly*...or like |
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"My friends and I voted, and you're like the sexiest chick in the bar" (and thus now it's cool if I stick my tongue down you're throat) ugly?
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Sat Dec-11-04 12:50 AM
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Sat Dec-11-04 12:51 AM
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| 4. I was *trying* to be subtle |
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Which you of all people should know is equivalent to me trying to be like...the pope or something.
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Sat Dec-11-04 12:51 AM
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| 3. You had your tongue in my ass this Monday in line at the bank..........or |
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was that Andrew Dice Clay???
Fucking greezball!!!
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:09 AM
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| 7. You tell that bastard - I don't know why anyone would spew such turpitude! |
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:12 AM
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| 8. Why was she pointing out what we already knew? |
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:14 AM
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| 9. Yes - I just love to help people fight the power that is Al Hedges |
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:07 AM
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| 6. you really have to post pictures so we can be sure than everybody .... |
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involved, except said "ugly guy" is verified as hot. Becasue I have a really visual imagination, and unfortunately i am picturing the bunch of you, and it ain't hot. so now i have the image of a bunch of average people grabbing at each other in a bar stuck in my head. it's really not fair to you, or to me.
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:17 AM
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| 10. it was a soft open-mouthed kiss, and I'm not THAT ugly! |
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:20 AM
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| 12. I'm so confused, did you kiss hedges? his ex wife? or both? nt |
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:21 AM
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| 13. You love WIllie Nelson |
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So shaddup. :P
(ps - if you don't *get* this, we're breakin' up.)
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Sat Dec-11-04 01:19 AM
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| 11. well you may be hot but i am cool |
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oh yes i am a LOVE GOD love god love god love god........you may admire my clothing and fine rolex,look at my dual turbo porsche with the giant spoiler,for yes iam a Love God....i voted for Bush because i am a LOVE GOD bow down to me knaves.
sink this reply in the LOVE GOD file for i am ...........love god ?
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