Unreasonable Monday Predictions Thread:

[Robb]

Myself, I strongly believe that on Monday one of the Geminid meteors will mysteriously break free from its normal path, skip lightly once upon the atmosphere and hurtle to earth, plopping in my backyard curiously reshaped into a perfect replica of George W. Bush, circa 1970.

This is where it will get weird.

Superheated gases from within the newly-hewn Bush bust will be released at the precise moment I walk up to it, causing the still-plastic "lips" to move making a voice announcing that not only did he orchestrate vote rigging in Ohio, but he also has a third nipple. The real scandal, of course, is where it is.

I could be wrong, caveat Dingbat. :silly:

[ET Awful]

1. So this new Bush has one thing in common with the original

They both spew superheated gas :)