I have joined the Illuminati. Ask me anything.

[Renew Deal]

[gmoney]

1. Is that like Google Gmail? Can you send me an invite?

Do you have bitter streetfights with the Freemasons and the Tri-Lateral Commission?

Who's closer to the truth: Alex Jones or the X-Files?

And is "National Treasure" a true story?

[Renew Deal]

7. No invites

There's no evidence of streetfights and we like it that way.

X-files. I've never heard of Alex Jones.

Don't know.

[hasbro]

2. What is the aim of flouridation?

[Renew Deal]

8. To turn you all into communists.

[hasbro]

24. Good!

I thought it was to make me impotent.

[Placebo]

3. Did you kill Jesus?

[Renew Deal]

10. Not me

[Placebo]

14. Did you kill my Grandma?

[Renew Deal]

15. Maybe

Did she piss me off?

[Placebo]

18. Probably.

She was a racist old Republican.

[Wapsie B]

4. So what are your plans

for world domination?

[Renew Deal]

11. Kill the muslims

Nuke the Chinese. Make sure everyone else complies.

[KittyWampus]

5. Did You Get The Memo About Wes Clark Yet?

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

12. I was a Clarkie

[hang a left]

6. What are their dues? n/t

[Renew Deal]

13. lol

We collect directly from the treasury.

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. Can't you do something about Dan Brown?

I'm buried waste deep in his books.

[Renew Deal]

16. hmmmm

Not sure

[JitterbugPerfume]

20. where can I get a Fnord?

I would like to have one for a pet

[crimson333]

17. You are in violation

The first rule of the Illuminati is...

we do not talk about the Illuminati...:evilfrown:

[name not needed]

19. You have just broken the first rule.

Number 26 will not be pleased.

[JitterbugPerfume]

22. ok --I will just be happy

with my cat

[hasbro]

29. Isn't that Fight Club?

[jdots]

21. Do you have to dry clean the outfit ?

You never see any autographed pictures of famous Illuminatis at the dry cleaners anymore.Have they made the move to polyester wash & wear costumes ?

[Spinzonner]

23. So, you've seen the light ...

Oh, you mean THAT Illuminati

[lenidog]

25. So why is it taking you so long

to control the world?

[Renew Deal]

28. Freaking insurgents

[Radio_Lady]

26. Answer this riddle:

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

[Renew Deal]

27. People

[mattclearing]

30. How are the parties at Bilderberg?

Drugs, alcohol, crazy head of state partner swapping?

[Wonk]

31. Do you only think you did, while you're just being scammed? nt