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Sat Dec-11-04 06:32 PM
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Uncle Matcom Here: What Are The First Words I Should Teach Baby Underpants |
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Uncle Matcom wants to start "Baby Underpants" off right.
i want to give the little tike the 'gift' of my wisdom. any advice?
Uncle Matcom: Uncle Matcom:
I’m your wicked uncle Matcom I’m your wicked uncle Matcom I’m glad you won’t see or hear me I’m glad you won’t see or hear me As I fiddle about As I fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about ! Fiddle about !
Your mother left me here to mind you Your mother left me here to mind you Now I’m doing what I want to Now I’m doing what I want to Fiddling about Fiddling about Fiddling about Fiddling about Fiddle about! Fiddle about!
Down with the bedclothes Down with the bedclothes Up with the nightshirt! Up with the nightshirt! Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about ! Fiddle about !
You won’t shout as I fiddle about You won’t shout as I fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about ! Fiddle about ! Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle. Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:33 PM
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:34 PM
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Sat Dec-11-04 08:48 PM
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9. That's one of my very favorite words! |
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You can't help but smile when you say it. Buttcheeks. :) Buttcheeks. :) Buttcheeks. :) See?
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:34 PM
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Can you say "scotch"? Betcha can.
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:34 PM
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4. Well, for openers, Uncle Ernie, |
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don't molest the kid. That's just always good advice.
My first-born's first word(s) were taught to her by her father, and he still doesn't know why:
"Dumbshit pencil."
I would not advise this phrase. However, "Bite me" is always charming coming out of a tyke's little rosebud of a mouth.
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:35 PM
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5. how to seperate the seeds and roll properly |
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:38 PM
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6. "Love me!" Then, the baby can sing Soulpsychadelicide. |
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Sat Dec-11-04 08:05 PM
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Sat Dec-11-04 08:07 PM
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One syllable, easy to say, etc. ...
:P
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