What level of hell do you belong on....

[rainbow4321]

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Welcome to the Dante's Inferno Hell Test. This test, sponsored by the 4degreez.com community (the fine people who brought you the famous Personality Disorder Test), is based on the description of Hell found in Dante's Divine Comedy. Answer the questions below as honestly as you can and discover your fate. Based on your answers, your purity will be judged and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell. Abandon all hope.


Mine: level 6

[donco6]

1. Mine's between Level 2 and Level 7

They gave me Level 2. Whew. Guess I didn't rack up enough black marks for all that anal sex.

[theorist]

2. Level 2.

Maybe I'll finally get to hook up with Cleopatra. :P

[The Traveler]

8. Level 2

I'm scoutin' for Helen of Troy ...

[Selatius]

3. First level of hell for me

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Is George Washington and Thomas Jefferson here, too? They weren't Christians. They were Deists who believed in using reason to understand God, not scripture and superstition.

[NervousRex]

4. Level 5

swimming in the River Styx....

Happy Holidays!!!

[catbert836]

5. Yay! I got Purgatory.

You're all goin' to hell! Now I can say it seriously.

[GiovanniC]

6. Geez... Satan Won't Know Where To Put Me

He'll have to choose between

- Level 2: Lustful
- Level 6: Heretics
- Level 8: Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers (me? really?)

On edit: Satan chose Level 6 for me.

[kedrys]

7. Level 7. Violent.

Hmm. I must be grouchy today.

It's okay, everyone's perfectly safe. Just don't piss me off. :D

[The empressof all]

11. Not to worry

You'll be in good company cause that's where I'm going too

[kedrys]

15. Outstanding! :)

I'm glad of the company already. :toast:

[AbbeyRoad]

9. I'm a Heretic-level 6

Ouch.

City of Dis

"You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

[Endangered Specie]

10. Level 6: Heretics

[CatholicEdHead]

12. Level 8 for me

:D

[skygazer]

13. Oh dear - Level 7

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

I'm not sure why - perhaps it was all the blaspheming. God damn it... whoops, there I go again!

[bigwillq]

14. Level Two-Lustful

A very high level

[Califooyah Operative]

20. yea i got that too, what does "high level" mean? nt

[bigwillq]

21. Beats me. High level of evilness maybe!!

:evilgrin:

[donco6]

16. Why do you suppose "suicides" are sent so deep?

It's interesting to me that suicide would be considered such a tremendous sin. Why do you suppose?

[madrchsod]

17. 8--and i thought i was

a nice guy!

[Kire]

18. are the answers going to Ashcroft?

er, Gonzales?

[Sporadicus]

19. Looks Like I'll Have Plenty of Company on the Second Level

Along with the august company represented here, I can pass the time trying to nail Cleopatra or Helen of Troy.

[Cuban_Liberal]

22. 2nd level

I need to get crackin'...

;)