Could we PLEASE have sympathy for the starving artist?

[Longgrain]

Some where in this picture is a "Starving Artist"...

See if you can find him...

You have fifteen minutes...



And P.S. No monsters will pop-up at you...I promise...}(

[motely36]

1. In the upper left hand corner?

[CatBoreal]

2. Is she hiding....

...behind the mandolin thingy??

[mcscajun]

3. Well if he's really starving...

...he could be hiding behind the chimney, standing sideways. :P

[Brundle_Fly]

4. is there a

meatloaf cassette tape on the rack?

[Longgrain]

5. Hint...

He's been sustaining himself mostly on bland, dry rice...

Though if you're nice...

Throw him a good sandwitch...

[EC]

6. It looks like a she

behind the guitar...

[Longgrain]

7. hee--hee...

No! I hate to get gender sensive on ya'll...

But it's a HE...

[DS1]

8. If it's the girl in the red bikini

I'll hold my donation and help her stay thin :P

[Longgrain]

9. She's not the artist....

Though she could be one I guess?

She is however a masterpiece!

[peekaloo]

10. is that a self portrait in lower right hand corner?

[fluffernutter]

12. my guess too.

[Longgrain]

14. Hey thanks for chiming in...

Hope you liked my pic(s)... I lost yours...I'm still trying to find it...:shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

11. There is no living human in that photo. I have looked it over...

and over. No one is visible and alive in that photo.

[Longgrain]

13. You aint looking hard enough...

Focus on the fireplace...NOT on the bikini photo...

Alright?

[NV Whino]

15. A ghost of himself in the stove

just under the handle

[Longgrain]

16. Nobody's got yet!

You guy's are all so lame!

It's sooooo obvious!

I'll give you 15 minutes more since you Neanderthals seem too need some serious thinking time...

'HUFF'

[EstimatedProphet]

17. 15 minutes are up

So, where is the person?

[Longgrain]

18. Okay...

It should be easy...but I guess some of you haven't looked hard enough..

Ten more minutes and I'll give you the solution to this puzzle...

[chaska]

19. It's the fireplace, you're gonna burn it all.

[Longgrain]

20. 30 more minutes then!

I give up!

[Placebo]

21. You're breaking your own damn rules!

lol

[fluffernutter]

22. no kidding, if you're not going to tell,

then at least give more hints!

[Longgrain]

24. Hey thanks Fluff...

Very soon...

Glad you're around...

I want you to see this!

Hee-hee...

Around midnight...

Eastern time for you on the west coast...

Or whenever I feel like it!

[Placebo]

25. AROUND MIDNIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ya know, people are just gonna lose interest at that rate.

[Maddy McCall]

26. I already have...this is my last click on this link.

You are right, Placebo. It started out fun. Not any more.

[Longgrain]

32. Then loose interest ya'all

I don't care...

I'm feeling existential tonight...

Or or am I the only one who appreciates the arts!?!

(the answer will come...I promise)

[chaska]

34. It's 'lose' not 'loose'. Damned artists not a one of 'em can spell.

I say we lynch 'im.

[Longgrain]

29. I believe...

That "time" is mankind's worst inventon...

We should have just stopped at the wheel.

[Longgrain]

23. My Rules...

are your rules...

follow what ever rules you wish...

You now have twenty-two minutes...

Give or take an hour...



























I still can't believe no one got it?

[fluffernutter]

27. one little itty bitty hint?

please?

[Longgrain]

30. Nothing except....

Happy 600...

And what did you really think of my picture ;)

[DS1]

28. In the reflection of the fireplace chimney

The flash gave it away

[progressoid]

31. It's a mouse named 'Artist'

[fluffernutter]

33. i was thinking that too, but i don't see a mouse anywhere either...

[Brundle_Fly]

35. OKAY THATS 2 HOURS.

This had better be something worthwhile, or you are going to have a massive amount of alerts on your name.

[Longgrain]

36. OKAY! HEAR. HEAR!!!

At exactly, or around (for you slackers like me), 12:30 P.M. I WILL official post the answer to this logic problem...

That gives you about twenty minutes to guess...

On Edit: Does time even exist on the Internet?

On Edit: Does the Internet even exist?

On Edit: I didn't even edit this post!

[DS1]

37. Look

obviously nobody is going to get it, and your constant bitching about that fact is unlikely to promote further guesses, so just cough up the answer for Christ's sake

[Maddy McCall]

38. Is this him? I think I found him.

Yay, I found him! What did I win?

[Longgrain]

41. You Win!

For first prize... you win my lifelong admirattion...

(Just don't take it too "personal"...Ya know...)


:spank: :spank: :spank:

(just don't tell you-know who)

[BlueJazz]

39. I thought he was lieing down with his head in the lower left corner.

[Longgrain]

40. You have...

Lost the contest!

It's all over...you losers!

I WIN!

[BlueJazz]

42. He's lieing down on the floor with his head right below the fireplace ..

...with his head facing us (sort-of sideways)

[Brundle_Fly]

43. seriously

wtf

[Longgrain]

44. PLEASE NO MORE REPLIES!!!

Unless you want to praise me!!!

It's just that, as an artist, this is my first attempt at an Internet style "happening" (look it up in your art history books If you're not in the Know)

It seems to have worked, and for all of you who fell for my bait...you ain't seen nothing yet!

I'm just a little Marrie Prankster...courting the fools wherever I see them...

But seriously, You guys are alright! And congrads too Maddy McCall for finding the solution to the puzzle, behind the fireplace...

Longgrain

:P