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gtp1976 Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:47 PM
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If I hear GWB called a chimp one more time...
...I think I'm going to puke.

He is the leader of the free world. You folks are supposed to be open minded. You're supposed to be the tolerant party. You're also supposed to be animal lovers.

How do you think it makes real chimps feel when you compare this ass-clown to them? Chimps have feelings, too. :-)
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:48 PM
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1. Yes it is an insult to a real chimp.
They are very intelligent creatures.
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Massacure Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:48 PM
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2. He isn't a chimp, he is a shrub! Get it right!
:P
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Shadowen Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:49 PM
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6. That's insulting to perfectly respectable vegetables.
Ha!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:48 PM
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3. You make a good point, which is why I call him "shrub"
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:49 PM
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4. Chimp, chimp, chimp, chimp, chimp...
"You folks"?
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gtp1976 Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:52 PM
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12. Throw me a frickin bone
I was trying to pose as a freeper and then deliver a punch line. :-)
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Garbo 2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:49 PM
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5. Yeah. I'm surprised PETA hasn't stepped in to protest this slander. ;)
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:50 PM
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7. You're right.
No wonder they throw shit at us when they're in the zoo
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Gemini Cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:50 PM
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8. I'll just call him
sh*t! How is that?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:50 PM
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9. That's why I think we really should refer to him only as war criminal
or AWOL or something else that is a factual component of his existence.

It's insulting to chimps, and it's insulting to shrubs. Though I have to say, I often just call him shrub since I refuse to use that assmunching war criminal's evil name.
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:51 PM
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10. Let the horking commence....Chimpity Chimp Chimp Chimp
Did I mention.......... he's a fucking CHIMP?
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DeepGreen Donating Member (572 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:52 PM
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11. Damn, straight !!!!!
If I was a chimp (first you have to assume I am not!), I would
be picketing with rotten eggs !!!!!!
:bounce:
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:54 PM
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13. Get set...
... to :puke:

CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP! CHIMP!

And, he's not the leader of the free world. He's the hack president of a soon-to-be failed empire. And he's going drag down the rest of us with him and his neo-con friends.

And, he looks like a chimp. Come on, haven't you said to yourself at least once, "hey, I'll bet he could star in Planet of the Apes without make-up. Just comb his hair straight back and he's done!" At least once? :P

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gtp1976 Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:57 PM
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15. refer to post #12
:-)
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 12:02 AM
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17. Not a chance of slipping by...
... spelling's too good. :P
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:55 PM
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14. F R E E P E R ! ! !
Sorry, someone had to say it.
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gtp1976 Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 12:00 AM
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16. I was wondering how long it would take...
...I did post the original question as an outsider, however, if you will look at post #12, I think I may have cleared that up. :-)
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 12:04 AM
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18. OK--Hes a bonobo.
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gtp1976 Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 12:06 AM
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19. bonobo
Edited on Sun Dec-12-04 12:08 AM by gtp1976


That's not really fair, either.

Are you an anti-bonobite or something? :-)
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Calvinist Basset Donating Member (318 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 12:20 AM
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20. How about . . .
cockroach

or bottom feeding sludge sucker?
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gtp1976 Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 12:21 AM
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21. What do you have against cockroaches?
:-)
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