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Sat Dec-11-04 11:47 PM
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The Saturday Night STUPID JOKE THREAD!!!!!! |
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Q - What's red & white on the outside, and gray on the inside?
A - Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.
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Sat Dec-11-04 11:49 PM
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1. I like the licking dog ! |
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:22 AM
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I got it off an animated GIF site. I had it saved on my old PC, which is disabled right now by a virus. I'll see if I can find a link to it.
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:27 AM
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Sat Dec-11-04 11:49 PM
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2. Two blondes walk into a bar... |
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and the one says to the other, "Oh...you didn't see it either?"
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Sat Dec-11-04 11:51 PM
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3. I had a really rough day. I had to fire my massage therapist... |
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Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 11:51 PM by Turn CO Blue
he really rubbed me the wrong way!
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Sat Dec-11-04 11:53 PM
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4. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. |
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Sat Dec-11-04 11:53 PM
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5. Q: What's a snowman's favorite song? |
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Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 11:54 PM by Turn CO Blue
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
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Sat Dec-11-04 11:54 PM
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6. I'd tell you a joke's punchline, which is 'a submarine', but the |
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lead-in would lock this thread faster than you can say "Schwing!" :evilgrin:
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:20 AM
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7. I've Got a Clean Lead-In For That Punchline |
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The Army and the Marines are playing a basketball game, and the Marines all foul out. Who do they send in?
A sub-Marine.
:-)
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:20 AM
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:yourock:
I still like the dirty version... O8)
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:23 AM
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10. A horse walks in to a bar... |
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...bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
bada bing. :-)
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:26 AM
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11. What's Brown and Sticky? |
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:27 AM
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12. you want a REALLY stupid joke? ok fine |
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What's worse, a blonde who doesn't get blonde jokes, or a blonde who gets them and laughs at them?
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:28 AM
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14. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? |
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Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
--IMM
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:33 AM
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15. What Yellow and Goes "Click Click"? |
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:49 AM
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16. How Can You Tell There's an Elephant In Your Refrigerator? |
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You can't close the door.
:-)
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:54 AM
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17. Why did the math teacher die? |
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Sun Dec-12-04 12:59 AM
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18. You know what the white part of bird shit is? |
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Sun Dec-12-04 01:34 AM
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21. Not to be a party pooper (no pun intended) but the "white" part is the |
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bird's urine. The dark "speck" is the shit.
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Sun Dec-12-04 01:27 AM
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19. Why Was The Young Cannibal Expelled From School? |
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He was caught buttering up the teacher.
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Sun Dec-12-04 01:32 AM
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20. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? |
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A: Right where you left him.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.
Q:Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A:Because he was stapled to the monkey.
(Jokes courtesy of my son)
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Sun Dec-12-04 01:39 AM
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Q: How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon? A:Just one if it's long enough!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia.
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Sun Dec-12-04 01:42 AM
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23. Why Did The Elephant Fall Out of the Tree? |
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The rhinocerous pushed him.
:-)
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Sun Dec-12-04 01:42 AM
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24. How to Catch a Polar Bear |
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First, cut a hole in the ice. Open a can of peas, and place them, one by one, around the hole. Hide nearby. Then, when a polar bear comes over to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
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Sun Dec-12-04 01:54 AM
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25. Horse walks into a bar |
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Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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Sun Dec-12-04 02:15 AM
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A gentile aks his mother, "How was your your day?"
She answers, "Fine."
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Sun Dec-12-04 09:45 PM
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27. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? |
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Sun Dec-12-04 09:59 PM
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28. What do you do if you have an elephant with 3 balls? |
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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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Sun Dec-12-04 10:12 PM
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29. Why Do Elephants Wear Tennies? |
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Because ninies are too small, and elevenies are too big.
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