ARGH! I've fallen in the lounge and I can't get up!!!

[BeHereNow]

I keep pressing the little buzzer that Skinner sent me,
but so far, no response!
Help, DUers!
bhn

[auntAgonist]

1. the batteries are dead.

[BeHereNow]

4. So, can you call for help for me?

I KNEW I should have checked the batteries!
Damn Skinner anyway!
He sent the buzzer with the bumper sticker
YEARS ago, no wonder it doesn't work...

BHN

[LDS Jock]

2. oh, youre the person I saw on TV and made fun of

HA HA HA HA

[BeHereNow]

8. Yeah, that was me...

I was making some money on the side...
so I could donate to DU.
Now lookie what happened to me!
Fallen in the lounge and no help in sight!
BHN

[azoth]

3. Damn. I was wondering why I keep getting shocked. Stop, wouldja? ;)

[BeHereNow]

5. Tell it to the Admins!

I can't help it of they wired my buzzer to
your DU bumper sticker!
Cheap bastards!
BHN

[azoth]

9. Ah it's OK. *zzzzzzzzzzzzz* I'm starting to

*zzzzzzzzzzzzz* like it. :)

Is that aberrant behavior or merely a conditioned response? Hmm...

[AwakeAtLast]

6. Nurse Ratchet is here now to make it all better!

But she doesn't do sponge baths! :)

[Goathead]

7. yeah... sorry about that... I accidently puked right there

Sorry you slipped in it. I've been meanin' to get a mop and bucket and clean that up. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

[LDS Jock]

10. shouldn't this be in ATA forum? n/t