God is speaking through me, ask me anything.

[New Earth]

NO F*KKIN TEXT

[mattclearing]

1. Why are we here?

eom

[New Earth]

2. YOU ASKED THAT IN MY OTHER THREAD

come original.


:o

[mattclearing]

3. Um, no I didn't, did I?

Must have been someone else.

[Hug__a__Repug]

6. Why is paula deen so undenaibly damn cool?

Wow It's allll about paula deen. I feel the love!

[New Earth]

13. you know what i think about Paula Deen.

[New Earth]

7. maybe

but to answer your question..........we are here to find out the answer to the question of why we are here.

And God's answer to that is - why not?


(God is a huge fan of John F. Kennedy, he told me so)

[Wapsie B]

4. What's she saying?

n/t

[New Earth]

17. she's speaking in tongues

[mattclearing]

5. Alright. How can I get single stroke rolls like Chad Sexton?

eom

[New Earth]

10. i don't know

BUT THE FACT YOU SAID HIS NAME AND KNOW WHO HE IS, I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOU!!! :pals: :hug: :hi: :loveya:

[mattclearing]

14. Couldn't resist. Saw your post in the five people for dinner topic.

While I appreciate the sentiment, I am off the market.

:pals:

[New Earth]

16. who me?

oh. i said all the members of 311.

you're off the market? when did i make my bid?
are you putting words in my mouth? :o

[mattclearing]

21. Oh my bad.

If God wanted to marry me through you, that would be some serious temptation, now wouldn't it? Who am I to deny the divine?

[New Earth]

23. God's got his eye on you

he thinks your hot ;)

[mattclearing]

25. Well, better play hard to get, then.

I'm sure S/He will be around for awhile.

Maybe after this whole death do us part thing is over with I can get the benefit of the doubt.

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. where can i find dvd's of

Returner and the vampire effect?

[slay]

9. 42 or 666?

n/t

[New Earth]

11. 46 + 2 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/ttttttttttttttttttttttt

[Seldona]

12. What were you thinking?

Four more years?

Sheesh!

:)

[New Earth]

15. Hey it wasn't my idea, fellow god-like humans

it was written in fate that * be out, but he tempted that fate. he will suffer, believe me. and the country will heal, believe me.

[Seldona]

41. But I thought George had a talk with you?

Perhaps you could clarify the fact that he obviously didn't with the rest of the nation?

[Not a robought]

18. Are you going to make anymore Jerry Fallwells?

A TV celebrity / Religious figurehead / Carnie ringleader was pretty unique but could you try some other combinations please?

[New Earth]

19. Hell no.

God hates Jerry Falwell. Don't let them tell you otherwise.

And when you go to tell them this truth, tell them *I* sent you.

Sincerly,

God

[Wonk]

20. Did you make mankind after we made you?

[New Earth]

22. God asks himself the same question

[autorank]

24. What is the name of the horese that will win The Belmont this year?

[New Earth]

31. Jesus

[autorank]

32. Do you mean Hey Zus or Hey Zeuss O Delphic One?

[New Earth]

39. I mean Jesus Jones

google it. God uses google a lot, he recommends it.

[Mike Niendorff]

26. The answer is: "a case of beer, a blindfold and one angry badger".

Now, what is the question?


MDN

[New Earth]

30. sorry

God doesn't play Jeopardy :eyes:

[Mike Niendorff]

48. time's up :)

The question is : "Name three things that can make a Republican appear more attractive."

(on edit: and, yes, it does admittedly depend on both the anger and the location of the badger ... ).


MDN

[Cobalt Violet]

27. Did we evolve from apes?

[New Earth]

33. yes

we evolved from spirit-world, so overwhelmingly strong it needed a physical presence. through the waters of creation the seeds of energy developed in the waters of the earth as tiny microorganisms which overtime continued to evolve.

[Goathead]

28. Can you make a boulder so heavy that even you, yourself cannot lift?

:evilgrin: O8) :evilfrown:

[New Earth]

35. no

Sorry, you won't find me at L.A. Fitness. I sit in front of my computer and post on message boards all day eating Oreos and smoking 2 packs a day.

[bloodyjack]

29. I've always wanted to know which religion is the RIGHTone

as opposed to all those decoy belief systems you planted into the mass consciousness to trick people into Hell

[New Earth]

36. there is no right way

there is no wrong way. you go with what feels right in your heart and God will be there no matter what. I am only what you make me out to be, I am a reflection of your soul.

[Tom Kitten]

34. Do you really love me?

well, do you?

[New Earth]

37. only when you give the priests money

[Tom Kitten]

42. touche!

sharp answer! :D

[mattclearing]

38. Who will be inaugurated January 20th?

eom

[New Earth]

40. President John F. Kerry

Reporting for duty.

And the truth shall be known.

God DOES have his limits, mind you.

[Tsiyu]

43. What's your sign?

I always imagined a Leo, but sometimes a Capricorn or a Saggitarius seems more likely.

[New Earth]

45. me?

Sagittarius.

or do you mean God?

[Tsiyu]

49. God, but then if she's speaking through you

she must be a Sag too. Makes sense.

You Sag's are curious, inventive, freaky people! But you don't give a red rat's who likes you and who doesn't so that's a good sign for a deity since they have to make so many unpopular decisions! LOL

[Ruffhowse]

44. Why? That's it, just why?

[Mike Niendorff]

46. Do all dogs go to heaven, or just the good ones?

MDN

[indigobusiness]

47. What am I doing in this photo?