Christmas Gift Idea For The Man Who Has Everything

[Scooter24]

Tie maker launches penis cravat

A Serbian tie maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.

Designer Neven Vrgoc said: "The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.

"I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.

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Vrgoc, who claims Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton and Jacques Chirac are among his clients, said he was preparing a promotional campaign for his penis ties, Glas Javnosti reported.

"I hope to have a full range in the shops by Christmas," he said.

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[anitar1]

1. For The Man who Has Everything

Oy Vey

[Mike Niendorff]

2. Okay, for years I've said "there's nothing more useless than a necktie"

I now stand corrected.


MDN

[tainted_chimp]

5. Useless AND swanky! nt

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[HawkerHurricane]

3. "This is for the man who has everything"

(shows pistol in hand)
"It will let you take some of it away from him."
Alfred Hitchcock, 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents'

[tainted_chimp]

4. "or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.

"Oh darling....I am totally satisfied...may i present you with a designer penis cravat around your member?"

:headbang:

[President Kerry]

6. wow... just. wow.

How do you market this? Must be during superbowl halftime shows (now that Janet's out).

[Seldona]

7. Ok, no more borrowing Dad's ties!

:silly:

[Solly Mack]

8. All dressed up and no place to go

[KDLarsen]

9. I'm more impressed with the whole..

.. "making a good impression on the first date" thing - I don't know about you guys, but I'm not one for whipping out Charlie & showing off (the necktie, that is) on the first date!

Oh, and welcome to the 700 club *shudder*

[Scooter24]

11. 700 club...

eeeekk...

[GingerSnaps]

10. I have an idea

Buy a bottle of bubbly and chill it slightly but do not get it cold.

Take saran wrap and wrap it around yourself and then tie a nice red velvet bow around your midriff.

[Spinzonner]

12. Ok, which knot is appropriate for this

and be careful