If you could pick up the phone and say one thing to George W. Bush,

[bobweaver]

what would it be?

[xray s]

1. How can you sleep at night?

[RagingInMiami]

2. You'll get what's coming to you

you cold bastard

[chicagojoe]

3. I'd say "beat it, pal. You're stinkin' up the joint !".

Of course, I wouldn't say it that nicely.

[Seabiscuit]

4. "George... YOU'RE FIRED!"

[mcscajun]

5. Catch the Clue Train...

...we Don't Need Social Security PRIVATIZATION, you ASSHOLE!

[RebelOne]

6. Well, it sure as hell wouldn't be anything civil.n/t

[neversaynever]

7. I'd be on the line so long I wouldn't be able to pay the bill.....n/t

[AlCzervik]

8. "Don't hang up, i can see you"

[NoodleBoy]

9. I'd eat alot of beans and drink alot of tea before hand

and just let one rip right into the phone... I'm talking turn the mouthpiece brown kind of power.

[Deja Q]

10. 'You need to get laid worse than Saddam does'

[flvegan]

11. One question:

ME: 'Scuse me, one quick question?
GWB: Mmmsure.
ME: What would the biggest dumbass that ever roamed the earth say to an inquiring mind?
GWB: I dunno.
ME: Great. Thanks for clearing that up.

[thedailyshow]

12. "This is God, and I personally am sending your ass to HELL!"

[Groggy]

13. I have nothing to say to that #@*%!

[ZombieNixon]

14. "Fuck you."

[datasuspect]

15. "that's for fucking wit me

you no bidness, born insecure, rat soup eating MOTHERFUCKER!"