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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 01:53 PM
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The difference between men and women


Flame away, Ladies!

:P
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:02 PM
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1. Why? We are obviously more complicated........
:P
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:05 PM
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5. Foiled again!
;)
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:10 PM
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8. You have to get up relatively early to get Darth here....
;) :evilgrin:

snort!! :D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:03 PM
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2. How come the man's switch is so small?
:shrug:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:06 PM
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6. Oh i'm sure he'll say it's bigger than it appears.
:D
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:13 PM
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9. Uhm..........It's bigger than it appears......Yeah, that's the ticket!
:P
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:26 PM
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14. Shrinkage....
Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:00 PM
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17. What? You mean like laundry?
:D
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 06:18 PM
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18. No...
Edited on Sun Dec-12-04 06:34 PM by bvar22
...SHRINKAGE....Shrinkage.....like when you've been swwiiimmminggggg?
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 11:45 AM
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22. It SHRINKS?
:D
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 11:50 AM
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24. I don't know how they walk around with those things!
:D Elaine :loveya:
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Moni74 Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:04 PM
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3. Nothing to flame about
I wouldn't want to be that simple! :P
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:05 PM
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4. Damn, i've been foiled again!
;)
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Moni74 Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:20 PM
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10. Hi
it's still nice to meet ya. :)

And if it's any consolation, German men also have only one switch. LOL
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:22 PM
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12. I guess it's universal
:hi:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:08 PM
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7. that's hilarious! n/t
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:22 PM
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11. I've seen this sent around by guys,
Edited on Sun Dec-12-04 02:23 PM by FizzFuzz
and they spin it as if being that single-moded was a good thing!

They never do address the teeny-lever issue either.

on edit, "the woman" has large knobs. Coincidence? You be the judge.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:24 PM
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13. Uhm....The teeny-lever gets bigger if you use it.....or something
;)
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 06:53 PM
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20. hmmm...'K......
flip. flip. flipflip. flipflipflippyflip.

hello? This thing workin yet??? hello??
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Starkraven Donating Member (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:27 PM
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15. I don't know...
how you guys walk around with those things.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 02:33 PM
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16. I don't....
I leave mine at home.

:silly:
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 06:30 PM
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19. Welcome to DU!!
Love your nom de guerre!.
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 07:18 PM
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21. Hmmm, all of the woman's "stuff" is right up front
while the man seems to be hiding his.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 11:47 AM
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23. Interesting observation.
How's it going, sangh0?
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 12:00 PM
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25. If you want to adjust the man, you've got to open the case.
Unfortunately, this voids the warranty.
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 12:25 PM
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26. Very true!
Thing is not only do we have all those buttons and switches but you gotta know which ones to use and in what order. :)
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