This is my 3000th post

[LDS Jock]

instead of gifts, just send cash. Thank you.

[JohnKleeb]

1. I dont have any money but congrads

[LDS Jock]

2. I'll settle for a pic of you in speedos instead

[JohnKleeb]

3. as I said

you'd be more likely to get a pic of me dressed up as a girl than me a speedo.

[donheld]

4. Here ya go

http://users.ez2.net/ohp/Collectibles/$1000000.JPG

[LDS Jock]

7. one million dollars.. just like Austin Powers

[Rowdyboy]

5. You get a free donut at 5000!

For 3000, all you get is dry toast...



Congrats!

[LDS Jock]

6. no butter even?

:(

[Rowdyboy]

30. Just for you...

Olive oil.....very good for your skin!

[Padraig18]

8. I'll just grope you in a dark corner, instead.

If that's acceptable, of course.

:evilgrin:

[LDS Jock]

9. more than acceptable

I'm willing to pay you for that.

[Padraig18]

10. Woo hoo!

Get your checkbook out--- I'm on my way over!

:P

[LDS Jock]

11. I hope Tony doesn't have a problem with it

I hear he has guns... lots of them.

[Padraig18]

12. Nah, he'll be joining us...

:evilgrin:

[LDS Jock]

13. even better

Does he still have an old cop uniform? and some cuffs? if so, he needs to bring them

[Padraig18]

14. Mmmmm hmmmm, he sure does.

We actually have more than one set of 'cuffs.

;)

[Fenris]

15. Congrats, man.

:thumbsup:

[LDS Jock]

17. thank you.. now where is my gift/money?

[Fenris]

20. I'm a student! I have no money!

[JohnKleeb]

21. I have enough money to use a cheap pay phone

[LDS Jock]

23. Hmmm.. then

you need to come give me a massage.. thats free

[frictionlessO]

16. I can only dream of a similar thread for me one day!! Congrats!! nt

[LDS Jock]

18. thanks.. it comes from a lot of

flirting with other posters.. give that a try

[JohnKleeb]

19. or making fun of me

heh.

[LDS Jock]

22. lol.. I'm flirting with you too.. I'm just bad at it

and you can't tell.

[JohnKleeb]

24. yes, exactly lol

and remember I have the worst gaydar ever. I don't mind it, though I really think you would prefer the dress photos to a speedo one.

[frictionlessO]

25. I know I'd looove to see that... when youre 18, you young whipper

snapper, you!!

[JohnKleeb]

27. haha oh really now

and I meant what I said the other day.

[frictionlessO]

29. what?? that you'll put on a dress before speedos??

[frictionlessO]

26. I know youre right I got my highest one day thread count when

ShortBus started flirting with me on a thread once!

[ZombieNixon]

28. I'm one sixth of the way there!

Ah'm closin' in, bitch! ;)

[LDS Jock]

39. start some flame wars

and also flirt with other posters.. that will get your count up

[Lenape85]

31. I almost thought you were going to say "ask me anything"

[Rhiannon12866]

32. I don't have any cash, either, and it's snowing outside

But I wish you most sincere congratulations on your 3000th post!!! But I can offer this small parade in your honor on a job well done!!!:D


:toast::party::bounce::wow::toast::party::bounce::wow::toast::party::bounce::wow::toast::party::bounce::wow::kick::kick::kick:

[LDS Jock]

35. aww.. thank you

everyone loves a parade

[jdots]

33. can i send you worthless paintings ?

reach 4000 posts and you get the salad master,a thigh master,bow flex machine and a 73 Pinto Runabout .

[LDS Jock]

36. ohhh.. yes.. something to look forward too

I'm a bit leary of the paintings. I'm afraid they might be from this artist. http://www.vanessatiegs.com/paintings/ http://www.vanessatiegs.com/paintings/pgs/archives.html
If not hers, then sure, I'll take them. Thanks.

[Cadence]

34. Do you feel different? Did it put more hair on your chest

like they claim?

[LDS Jock]

37. I shave my chest, so not sure

but don't feel any different otherwise.

[Cadence]

41. You should try waxing. It lasts longer and you get

a smoother result. If you use the numbing spray before hand...it won't be that bad.

[Phillycat]

38. Congrats to a sweet guy!

:toast:

[LDS Jock]

40. aww.. thank you

I think I'm going to cry.. nope, it passed.. guess I wasn't as touched as I thought I was

:loveya: :pals: