There once was a girl from Nantucket . . . .

[da_chimperor]

who crossed the sea in a bucket
and when she got there
they asked for the fare
so she pulled up her dress and said fuck it

:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

1. So am I the only one here that appreciates dirty limericks?

I thought that you lounge lizards would be more receptive . . . sheesh.

[Placebo]

2. It's your giant signature that's scaring them away.

It's truly emasculating. Truly.

[da_chimperor]

4. I think you're right

It needs to be BIGGER! I'll see what I can do, thanks for the feedback! :D

[Dying Eagle]

3. There once was a man from Nantucket . .

with a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he whipped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!!

[da_chimperor]

5. Heh, I like it.

:D