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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:05 PM
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Poll question: Which has more brains: A can of No Frill Potted Meat or Bill O'Reilly?
I poll, you decide!!




vs.

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ohioliberal Donating Member (458 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:05 PM
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1. The Can!!!
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Sympleesmshn Donating Member (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:07 PM
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2. that was easy...
the can!
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:09 PM
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3. O'Reilly: "I want you to get in the shower...
...and then I want you to hold a can of no-frills potted meat food product, you know...down THERE...while I loofah your..."



:evilgrin:
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Miami Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:11 PM
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6. eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
nasty

:puke:
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:14 PM
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7. Ok, now I'm really grossed out
The falafel was bad enough
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:15 PM
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9. Falafel made with POTTED MEAT
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:24 PM
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10. Oh God
You know I read that whole thing on the smoking gun, and I'm getting this HORRIBLE mental visual........
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Miami Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:09 PM
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4. The Meathead vs. The Meat
The meat wins everytime.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:10 PM
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5. ACK!! My poll has been freeped....
...someone voted for O'Reilly. I can't imagine any decent DUer doing that !!
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Voltaire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:14 PM
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8. Indecent DUer
But I voted for the potted meat
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:31 PM
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11. The Potted Meat
also has more 'heart' than O'Lielly.
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 05:31 PM
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12. Since potted meat may contain any part of the animal. it's brain content
could be much higher than the brain content of Bill O`Reilly. Bill's head is known to have a higher fat content than that of potted meat. Also the amount of anus in Bill O`Reilly would not be allowed in potted meat, although some of the cheaper pet foods may have almost as much anus as him.
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 06:12 PM
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13. Speaking as the Midwest representative
Of the Potted Meat Anti-Defamation League, we are deeply offended that you would even ask this question. To do so implies, unfairly, that potted meat is on the same moral and intellectual level as the smarmy and almost always dead wrong Bill O'Reilly.

Potted meat is both nutritious and healthy. It is super-heated to rid it of all pathogens, and it has served our nation nobly in time of war, something Mr. O'Reilly has never done. Consider this: If the Donner Party had had a supply of potted meat, we might never have heard of them.

In light of all that potted meat, both branded and generic, has done for our nation, all the way back to the Civil War, we demand that you retract your scurrilous and odious comparison to that parasite on the hide of the body politic, William O'Reilly, and find something else to poll your fellow lizards about.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 08:52 PM
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16. Um, ok
:eyes:
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jcappy Donating Member (101 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 08:41 PM
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14. Corporate Media==POTTED MEAT
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 08:42 PM
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15. Hey Lynnesin, where's SUS.
I haven't seen her on here in a while.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 09:58 PM
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17. O'Reily-NO WAY a can of potted meat can handle of loofah or a falafel
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 12:43 AM
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18. Are you sure? Have you tested these things out yet??
:shrug:
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