Hell no! I know all, Ask ME Anything.

[Abelman]

Yeah. That's right.

[AwakeAtLast]

1. How do you calculate the size of a black hole?

Because that is where the papers I hand out to my students ends up, and I'm sure it is a *big* hole!

[Abelman]

4. I use a measuring tape

made of butterfly kisses, as they have no mass. Unfortunately, in order to extract them...those poor butterflies. I never thought they could scream.

[RagingInMiami]

2. how cold is it in alaska right now

[Abelman]

7. My town:

-10 degrees F.

I'm going to the pool for swimming, too.

[rbnyc]

3. Were you born in Alaska or did you move there?

What's your favorite thing about Alaska?
What's your least favorite thing?

:hi:

[Abelman]

8. Hmm...

My favorite thing is probably being exposed to the native culture. It's like being in a different country sometimes.

My least favorite things are my coworkers and job.

[rbnyc]

11. Did you move out there to work?

Most of my friends in Alaska moved there to work, or do research. I've always been curious about Alaska.

[Abelman]

15. I did

I thought I was getting a certain job, but I had been lied to. I decided to tough it out. It's been pretty lame. I work at a Residential High School and my position is the worst job ever, garnering no respect from anyone.

There is a high cost of living out in the bush, thankfully I have free room and board. Anchorage is not much more expensive than the lower 48, though, and is a great jumping off point for any sort of trip. It's a very nice town, akin to timewarping back to the 70's and 80's depending where in town you are.

I haven't had much chance to really explore.

[Abelman]

17. Forgot to answer

though I'm sure you gleaned, I moved here. I am originally from Michigan.

[Solly Mack]

5. Are belly buttons the measure of personality?

innies for introverts? and outties for extroverts?

[Abelman]

10. Nope

Belly buttons are just another way to be mocked on the schoolyard.

[billyskank]

6. What is the goal of life

and how may one achieve it?

[Abelman]

12. Goal of Life

We must all set our own goals and strive to acheive them. My goal is to someday own all the episodes of All That on BetaMax. *'s goal is to strip the earth of all that is good and destroy it.

Find your own goal, my friend.

[GATOR MONROE]

9. who invented meth???

the imperial japanese military or the nazi's???

[Abelman]

13. No one "invented" meth.

It was always there, inside you the whole time. We all have our own "inner" meth.

Welcome to DU, By the way.

[name not needed]

14. Name all the members of the band Murderdolls

[Abelman]

16. Easy!

Joey Jordison, Wednesday 13, Ben Graves, Eric Griffin, Acey Slade.

J/K I did have to google, of course. Music is my Achilles Heel when trivia comes up. I don't even know all the members of my favorite bands.

But what I found amusing is this fansite failed to mention sixth member Ringo Starr.

[Skittles]

18. how do I find a really good-fitting bra

???

[Abelman]

20. Spend money

You need to find a custom bra maker and have them measure you themselves. If they are worth their salt, they will custom make you a bra that will fit like a second skin.

OR, you just ask a dude to walk around behind you all day acting as a "natural" bra.

:)

[Skittles]

23. I've seen those ads for bra-fitters

they always seem to be.......creepy old ladies. Oh well, maybe that's what it takes. :o

[Abelman]

24. Here's a comic adventure

http://www.wapsisquare.com/d/20040722.html

It explains it all!

I shouldn't know this stuff. I'm a fella. Not an ella.

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. You know all huh? Well.. whats the square root of pi?

:crazy:

[Abelman]

21. The answer to that question

would BLOW. YOUR. MIND!

And we dont' want brains all over the forum:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. LOL! No.. that would be.. um messy.