To all my Niggaz and my Bitchez....

[Guaranteed]

So, I started out this afternoon thinking, hell, I'm done with my homework, I'll go watch the Niner game down at Juju's. For those of you that don't know, the Niners are absolutely, without a doubt the worst team in the league. Ask anybody. They ain't even worth watchin.

But then there I am getting ready to leave, taking a whizzz....oh no...I'm feeling this weird sensation in bladder after I'm finished. I've felt it befo...oh no...not a goddamned bladder infection. LIke I said, I've dealt with it before, though- cranberry juice is the key. 100% pure, sweet Chilean cranberry. Ohhhhhh yeaaaaah. :P

So I think I'll pick that up later and head on down to Juju's to watch the game. My Niners are playin the Cards. A couple of bitch-ass teams, who knows what'll happen- I got enough hope to fit into a frog's ass. At 4-8 the Cards are four times the men we are. You never know with free-agency, though- and we beat those little ones once before, you know. ;)

I order a couple a Cape Cods, just chillin', suddenly my boys are up 28-3 in the middle of the third quarter. I couldn't have imagined a better scenario for me and my girlfriend's anniversary. Ain't got no money on it, no stress. Pure pleasure. Yeeeeeeah. :)

But then the shit goes awry. I shit you not, those red bitches thought they might come up and be sometim. Cards come back like losers always have to, take it into extra innings. But we got luck on our side, take em down like the dice say to, get our tres and we outtie with the gold. Yeeaah. Laid them all down, 47 pine boxes.

Quite satisfied with my boys, myself and my woman we head on out to the Kroger to get that sweet sweet c-berry. You'll think I'm shitting ya, I took a triple take on my neck- the Ocean Spray had high fructose corn syrup. I said, "I cant have you, I'm too young fo you, BITCH!" So I looked down to the Light, and was amazed- less sugar, oh no. But so pure. So we picked her up and brought her home. That much closer to a bomb-ass urethra.

And now here I am, askin you all,

WHAT'S YO FAVORITE SONG OFF DOGGYSTYLE???

[Guaranteed]

1. To all my Niggaz and my Bitchez...

Aww hell ya....My dawg Korrupt FUCK SHIT UP.

[U2Shark]

2. Ain't no fun

Best party song on the disk.

[mr_hat]

3. Anyting by 2Puff Shaquer, the best hip hopper ever.

[Deja Q]

4. PE is the dope, man! And remember, 'freedom is a road seldom travelled

by the multitude.' - P.E. Great quote too.

[datasuspect]

5. what about g'z up hoes down?

[Guaranteed]

6. Fuck yeah, Nigga

While you mothafuckaz bounce to this...

[datasuspect]

7. One two one two

cognac is da drink that's drank by g'z
saggin like a muhfucka
khakis to they knees
bitch, please.

will all the real g'z please stand up and all be accounted for?
and if you don't give a fuck about a bitch
then you're rollin wit da row

[mark414]

8. i am just waiting

for someone to come spoil the party and express offense at the use of the word bitches, or something of that variety

come on you social prudes! we're waiting!

[Deja Q]

9. Well, your total avoidance of the N-word makes you a racist!

:crazy:

[JohnKleeb]

10. they're off looking at my backpack now

apparently the godfather isn't a book I should be able to read because there's sex.

[mark414]

11. and sneaking into your room to steal your video games

shame on you for having such dirty things kleeb!

[JohnKleeb]

16. hah but they dont know where I keep em

[Guaranteed]

12. Don't worry, this'll turn inta a Led Zep thread here REAL quick...

lil' one...;)

[curse10]

13. Gin and Juice, baby

west coast!!!

[Guaranteed]

14. West Coast is the best coast...

Y'all betta recanize....

Don't make me take off my strap and lay yall down like the bitchez you are...

[Kire]

15. was all that lyrics or something?

[Guaranteed]

18. Nah, nigga, that was straight game.

O.G. copyright 2004.

You wanna buy a copy, lemme know. ;)

[Placebo]

17. I had one of my threads locked...

back in the day, for having "Punk Ass Nigga" in the title as a joke. But this thread lives on! Kudos to you. :toast: