Sometimes I think women are people.

[short bus president]

Soft, cuddly people that smell good and fart less than my fellow men and I.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. And this people thanks you for that.

:hi: :hug:

[short bus president]

2. Hey there Miz non-grumpy!

Better Sunday than last, eh? ;-)

Admit it - you tried the thong on today, just for a minute...

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. For a minute? I wore it all day.

:7

[unblock]

3. fart less? somebody needs to send mrs. unblock that memo!

sorry to break your illusions, but most women simply fart less IN FRONT OF OTHERS, especially men. men will fart just about anywhere, any time. women will hold it in until they're in the bathroom, and even then, will often wait until they're alone.

[Undercover Owl]

10. farter

Not me, I let em rip! Loud ones are somehow more satisfying.

[short bus president]

14. Well, clearly that's what I meant!

In front of other people, not in general. After all, yer lady bowel and yer man bowel? Pretty much indistinguishable.

;-)

[WindRavenX]

4. Hey now

Some of us aren't humans. Some of us are from Venus.

[short bus president]

15. There once was a girl from Venus

:evilgrin:



























who let a space man come between us.
Though I begged and I pleaded,
'Twas not me she needed;
Humans are no match for space penis.

:D

[JimmyJazz]

5. Hmmmm - I'll give you the less farty thing (in general), but some

of us aren't quite so soft :7

[short bus president]

17. How are you hard?

Are you hard like long division? Hard like my well water? Hard like a gangsta?

C'mon - I wanna know - how are you hard?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

20. I'm just saying, some of us aren't squishy.

I work out, ya know. :P

[short bus president]

23. I'm absolutely certain

that you're, eh, <filtered by McLargeHugeCheck>. ;-)

[AlCzervik]

7. I think thats mosly true cept about the farting part

[short bus president]

18. as above...

public farting. Or to be more even more clear, pride farting. :D

[AlCzervik]

22. in my house my husband is the king of the really loud fart

but for "Oh my God, what the hell did you eat?", thats me all the way. My specialty is the SBD and then i leave the room giggling.

[short bus president]

25. Oh, the giggling - OK you may provide evidence against my theory.

Clearly you know how to relish the fruits of your flatus. ;-) I man-salute you!

[Maddy McCall]

8. We don't fart less...

we just do it out of your earshot. :-)

[short bus president]

19. And ALWAYS

when the dog is conveniently nearby! ;-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. I'll take the soft, cuddly

but fart less? sorry.

[miss_kitty]

11. what an AMAZING coincidence

Sometimes I think men are nearly human! :P

[JimmyJazz]

12. Silly girl. How are you?

:hi:

[miss_kitty]

13. I know. It's a Cra-Zee idea!

I have a mad dog here-actually I think she's disappointed. I bathed her, and that apparently is her least favourite thing. I had to give her a tiny bit of cheese. But I'm still in the doghouse. :(

[JimmyJazz]

16. Oy - sorry to hear that!

is she over whatever girlie thing she was going through?

[miss_kitty]

21. It's gotta be done soon!

3 weeks is the longest. and I've had her 2 weeks today. I think she was just coming on when freeperlessinseattle brought her to me. So I'm hoping this is the downswing on it.

[short bus president]

26. Heh.

Now she's just doing it to spite you for bathing her. :P

:hi: Hi Miss Kitty!

[miss_kitty]

31. maybe I bathed her

to spite her and her natural bodily functions and processes.:evilgrin:

:hi: Hi short bus president!

[short bus president]

33. Heh, and Heh again!

Doggie Mommie Dearest. :P

*floatyheartsandspankydudes*

[underpants]

24. Yeah but they leak regularly

and when they don't ...well that is a whole other situation...one I find myself in now.

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

27. I don't think he's talking about the blow up date!

then again, it is SBP!

[short bus president]

28. All this talk about leaking

makes a guy think about plugs, dunnit Miss Jimmy?

:D

[JimmyJazz]

30. No, as a matter of fact, it doesn't.

I can't believe you brought that up.

I guess we'll find out shorty though.

[miss_kitty]

32. Find WHAT out

shortly?

[JimmyJazz]

34. Ah darling. I have no idea. I was at the office Holiday

Party last night and today, I'm talking out my back end! :hi:

[short bus president]

35. Hah!

If you were a man, you'd call that "farting."

:P

[JimmyJazz]

36. No - it's different from farting. It's doing something other

than what you should be doing and being distracted by the thing you shouldn't be doing instead of the thing you should. You were there, you know what I mean :7

[short bus president]

29. They don't leak, UP

they filter. They're damned selective, you know. ;-)

[stupid grin]

37. Aw, c'mere

I just want you to shove your face in my soft, cuddly, nice-smelling bossom right before I fart.