Vincent Gallo or Ann Coulter? - Democratic Underground

derby378

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:45 PM
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Poll question: Vincent Gallo or Ann Coulter?

You're trapped in a room with a mint condom, a day-old tuna fish sandwich, and a cyanide pill. There are only two exits, each one blocked by someone. Who's it gonna be???

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MercutioATC

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:46 PM
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1. Is there garbage like apple chunks in the tuna fish?

...just asking...

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derby378

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:48 PM
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2. Nah, just tuna fish (n/t)

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MercutioATC

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:49 PM
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4. The condom...I got the mint part...lubricated or not?

Ribbed? Spermicidal goo on it? Reservoir tip?

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Guaranteed

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:48 PM
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3. Hey, Gallo did the BJ scene with Chloe Sevigni...

That's gotta be worth something.

Look it up on the 'net. And if you find it, let me know.

;)

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mitchtv

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Sun Dec-12-04 11:06 PM
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8. they say Ann is better endowed than Vince

como un burro

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Undercover Owl

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:51 PM
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5. what's the condom for?

are you saying which one would we rather have sex with, or what?

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derby378

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:52 PM
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6. You'll have to figure that one out on your own...

Just be glad I didn't throw Matthew Lesko into the mix.

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Guaranteed

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Sun Dec-12-04 10:54 PM
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7. Oh, JESUS....

THOUSANDS OF GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS, just WAITING for you to....!!!!

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Undercover Owl

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Sun Dec-12-04 11:13 PM
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10. who's more do-able....

Vincent Gallo would be worth a throw in the sack. he's kinda hot.

If I were a guy I'd be scared of Ann Coulter. She'd probably yell weird things during sex, like "send more troops!" or something.

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Sun Dec-12-04 11:15 PM
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11. Rather simple... cyanide pill into the tuna fish sandwich...

theyll eventually get hungry enough to eat it.

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