OK, I'll admit it: i use three flowers hair pomade

[datasuspect]

to combover my bald spot

[fluffernutter]

1. nooo, not the dreaded combover! shave it instead.

[datasuspect]

2. i shaved the bald spot initially

don't have male pattern baldness, wanted to get that "monk" look

[Historic NY]

3. The monk look is called a tonsure.......

I used it as a word of the day at work a few yrs back.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

4. Ollie said it was cool. He's a sucker for lasagna, it turns out.

[datasuspect]

5. yeah, don't trust that bastard

he'll eat all your lasagna and make you feel empty the next day.

damn him and his suave simian ways