If you post in this thread, I'll give you something to make fun of me for

[JohnKleeb]

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Post

[JohnKleeb]

5. I while wearing a tore pair of jeans this past thursday night

and barefooted nearly tripped down the stairs because I stomped on a broken Jean leg.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. OW!

Are you OK?

[nickgutierrez]

2. Does it have something to do with speedos?

And why am I posting in nothing but questions today?

[JohnKleeb]

7. bah thats old news

I am surprised no one uses my quote on me.

[nickgutierrez]

10. Oh right, that one.

I'll go find it now.

EDIT: Damn, the archives aren't up right now. I do remember it having something to do with you wearing women's clothing, though.

[ogradda]

3. post

post post post.

[JohnKleeb]

9. One day in class I bursted out how I learned how to use condoms

[ogradda]

13. ouchie!

poor you :(

[JohnKleeb]

25. heh it was funny

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

21. You need to 'burst out' and tell US how you learned....

hmmmm??

On edit: I don't wanna know, you're underage...

[JohnKleeb]

23. oh yeah

with a banana.

[yvr girl]

4. How can a girl resist such an excellent offer?

Give up your secrets Mr. Kleeb.

[JohnKleeb]

12. ok when I was really young, I told everyone my birthmark

owned a pizza joint.

[yvr girl]

16. Ya, but was the joint disfigured?

[JohnKleeb]

17. heh the birthmark is on my left arm pit

[WindRavenX]

6. spill it Kleeb!

:P

[JohnKleeb]

14. heh I hate speedos so damn much that I would rather dress up like a girl

than wear one.

[ogradda]

18. here's a secret for you kleeb

i haven't a clue what speedos are:shrug: other than i've gathered it's some type of clothing.

[JohnKleeb]

22. hah lucky you

I tell you what it is, its devil wear!, :scared:. I still remember being wounded swimming in the pool.

[Mist]

35. speedos are super tiny, super tight swim suit

Sort of a male thong

[JohnKleeb]

36. which makes them terrifying

[ogradda]

37. ahhhhhh

thank you. I kept seeing threads on it I was pretty sure it was SOME kind of clothing...

[Rhiannon12866]

39. Speedos. Both John's obsession and phobia.

on edit, my apologizies to Mr. Carter.:-(

[WindRavenX]

19. why?

We like seein'what you're packing :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

20. oh trust me, you don't wanna see my fat ass in a speedo

I'd look better in a dress.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

8. Oh boy, you should get pre-approval from the admins to get Kleebfest part

duex in swing.

[JohnKleeb]

15. oh crap

[Maddy McCall]

24. You little proto-intellectual. You think that just because you read books

you're smart or something! Bah!

(remind you of something?)

:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

26. hey I am self taught as far as reading goes

hah great one. :loveya: back.

[Maddy McCall]

28. Keep it up...

You're a gifted guy. Wish I had more students like you in my college classes.

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

30. Appreciated

Thanks, I just hate when people bring my age when we're debating or whatever, and use it.

[bettyellen]

27. post!

[JohnKleeb]

29. I as a little kid cried like a bastard because I couldn't get space food

heh funnily enough, I was at the air and space museum on the mall a month ago and I had the money for space food but I didn't get it.

[bettyellen]

33. i'm sorry, i can't make fun of you for that. i have cried like

a bastard for so many stupid things in my own youth.
i'll have to take a rain check, and make fun of you later, okay?

[JohnKleeb]

34. ok, theres plenty to do make fun of me for though

[Rhiannon12866]

38. Couldn't you find Tang?

I'll bet you don't remember "space food sticks!":9

[Mist]

31. Christ I'm drunk

but I'm sure you look good in speedos

[JohnKleeb]

32. eww no, I am terribly fat

[Radical Activist]

40. This should be good

[St. Jarvitude]

41. Post

[bloodyjack]

42. I wore a dress half of my sophomore year in high school

all things considered, though, it wasn't entirely unprecedented :*